*probably how Hero and Sunny first bonded*
Hero: *sees spider and screams*
Sunny: *screams for no reason other than hearing Hero scream*
Hero: *laughs a little* Heh, sorry, didn't mean to scare you Sunny.
Sunny: Why'd you scream so loud?
Hero: I saw a spider, I'm sorry.
Sunny: You're scared because of spiders?
Hero: Ok, I... yes, are you making fun of me?
Sunny: No, cuz I a- I was about to say... I am as well.
Hero & Sunny: *Arachnophobia buddies*
~~~~~~~
*choosing not to go into Basil's room after learning the truth*
Some voice in Sunny's head: Little did he know that this small, seemingly innocuous act, would result in Basil's imminent death.
Sunny, who was walking back to bed: *stops walking*
Sunny: What?
The voice:
Sunny: What?? Hey! Hello!?
Sunny: What!?
Sunny:
Sunny: Why?!
~~~~~~~
*Stranger trying to explain something, and Omori being Omori*
Stranger: You can't just- ... Omori, it is disrespectful-
Omori: To you.
Stranger: No, it is disresepctful t-
Omori: To you.
Stranger:
Stranger: Omori.
Omori, casually flipping his knife: To you.
Stranger: It is dis-re-spect-ful *claps between each syllable of the word "disrespectful"*
Omori: To you.
Stranger: It is d- Ok, first of all it is disrespectful in general-
Omori, walking away: To you.
Stranger: URGH!!!
~~~~~~~
*Dream Kel fighting anyone*
Dream Kel: And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are! Which is uuuglayyy-
*Sunny trying not to go outside after four years*
Sunny: I am allergic to the sun.
*Just Aubrey*
Aubrey: Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman's butt look smaller. .. and to make it harder for them to run away.
*Basil every time people talk about him, in front of him, like he's not there*
Basil: Speaking as a... completely objective, third party outsider, with absolutely no personal interest in the matter-
~~~~~~~
*Hero, being Hero*
Hero: Hi.
Hero: I just wanted to let you know that in this house we do not support, transphobia, homophobia-
Hero:
Hero: What's... what's another phobia?
Hero: We don't like spiders either, spiders are ugly-
~~~~~~~
*I can see Basil saying this when they were younger*
Basil: Sunny, what's your biggest fear?
Sunny: I'm arachnophobic.
Basil:
Basil: What?
Basil: Why wouldn't you want spiders to get married?
~~~~~~~
Basil & Sunny, with horrible trauma, hallucinations, depression, and eventually both hospitalized: It is what it is.
Anyone else in the game or fandom: IT IS NOT WHAT IT IS-
~~~~~~~
*after the photo album incident*
Aubrey, to Basil: I know everything I need to know about you...
Basil: Uh, I'm not sure you do my friend, why don't you take a seat and I'll tell you a bit about myself-
~~~~~~~
Aubrey, to Sunny: You're so stupid...
Sunny: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar would do it so much quicker.
Aubrey: I-
~~~~~~~
Kel: Hey guys, good alternative to recycling, when you're done with a glass bottle, eat it-
Hero: Kel that's not-
Kel: Eat the bottle.
~~~~~~~
Stranger, to Omori, at all times: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?
Stranger: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?
Stranger: THAT YOU ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES-
~~~~~~~
Basil: *just breathing air*
Aubrey: Are you gay? You're gay.
~~~~~~~
*This one is sad but it works too well*
*painful denial*
Basil: No, we... we didn't betray anyone...
Sunny: No, we betrayed everyone.
Basil: No, we- we just- we tried to protect everyone, that's what we did! We were able to help Aubrey, Kel and Hero...
Sunny: But we also hurt Aubrey, hurt Kel, hurt Hero...
*I told you it was sad*
~~~~~~~
*Basically Basil in the fight scene with Sunny*
Basil: You are my best friend!
Basil: If I'm dying, you're dying with me! There's no choice!
~~~~~~~
*Omori did not succumb*
Stranger: Oh, so now you don't have a death wish...?
Omori: No, I never had a death wish, it's just that I, personally don't believe that I even can die.
Stranger:
Stranger: Wow.
