🔪Omori, Totally Not Obsessed🌸

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Dream Kel: Yoo, did you know that there's a knife that gets so hot, when you cut bread it instantly makes toast?!

Omori:

Omori: Imagine stabbing someone with that...

Dream Basil: Pretty sure a knife that hot would just instantly cauterize the wound so it wouldn't really be effective.

Omori: It is if you want information.

Dream Hero:

Dream Hero: Why would you be stabbing people when you can have toast...?

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*if Dream Kel had a random clone*

Dream Kel: I'm the real Kel!

Other Dream Kel: No, I'm the real Kel!

Dream Basil: Well who do we stab...?

Omori: Only one way to find out...

Omori: What is... 7x4...

Other Dream Kel: 28!

Omori: *stabs him*

Omori: Wrong answer.

Dream Basil: But... 7x4 is 28..?

Omori: Yeah, I know, but Kel does the little finger thing.

Dream Kel: *counting it out on his fingers* ... oh it's 28!

Dream Kel: *sees the body* Oh-

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Basil: What a beautiful day to not have an anxiety attack. ^^

Sunny: *moving away*

Basil: Hah, I spoke too soon-

Basil: ✨D i s s o c i a t i o n~✨

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Kel: You look mean...

Aubrey: I am, move.

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Aubrey: I won't remember where I set my hair tie down, but I will remember what you said to me a year ago at exactly 6:28pm.

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Kel: I may look ok, but deep down...

Kel: *inhales*

Kel: I can't remember any of my passwords-

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Sunny's Mom: You'll understand when you're older.

*4 years later*

Sunny: I am older and I still understand nothing.

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Basil: I'll be back everyone! I've got an emotional breakdown scheduled in 5 minutes-

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