*WELCOME TO WHITE SPACE-*
Sweetheart, to Dream Aubrey, Kel, Hero and Omori: I have an army.
Dream Hero: We have a stabby child.
Dream Kel: AND I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT-
Omori:
Omori: I have crippling depression.
*AND NOW IN BLACK SPACE*
Stranger Basil: You have something I want
Omori: You got a big mouth, you know that?
And Sunny, controlling all this chaos: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND-
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Kel, to Basil and Sunny: Everyone is who they are, and in your case it's just stone cold gay.
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Sunny: Hear me out, ok?
Sunny: If you cook ten dishes, you're not really a cook.
Sunny: Draw twenty drawings, you're not really an artist.
Sunny:
Sunny: But you kill oNE PERSON-
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Kel: I don't have a train of thought!
Kel: I have seven trains, on four tracks, that narrowly avoid each other when their paths cross, and all the conductors are screaming!
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*I'm sorry Dream Bas, I'm sorry-*
*Somewhere in Black Space*
Dream Basil: I-If you came here to kill me, clap your hands...?
Omori: *aggressively hits the side of the wall with his hand*
Dream Basil: ... well that wasn't clapping your hands that was more lik-
Omori: *aggressive clapping*
Dream Basil: OO-KAY, I'M SORRY-
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*also somewhere in Black Space*
Dream Basil:
Dream Basil: Day two in this place.
Dream Basil: They haven't found me yet, but when they do they're gonna be surprised-
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*back to White Space*
Dream Kel: Aubrey, wanna go to the movies?
Dream Aubrey: Ugh, why can't you be more like Basil...
Dream Kel:
Dream Kel: Basil's missing...
Dream Aubrey:
Dream Aubrey: And?
*what a miracle it would be if these two didn't also have to constantly annoy each other in freaking headspace-*
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*Ok, have wholesome now*
Basil to Sunny: Hey! I think you're really cool! I like you a lot ^^ Maybe we can hang out, or something...? :>>
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Kel: *boils water*
Aubrey: Kel what're you doing?
Kel: I'm making holy water.
Aubrey: How is that making holy water...?
Kel: I'm boiling the hell out of it-
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Omori: Why does everyone keep telling me I have so much to live for?
Omori: I mean, obviously I do.
Omori: *points to Mewo*
Omori: I have to make my cat into Satan-
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Basil: Roses are red.
Basil: Violets are blue.
Basil: I'm really lonely.
Basil:
Basil: I don't know what to do-
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*if they had to go to school in White Space*
Mari, after getting some call from Omori's school: I'm here, what's wrong?
Omori: *just sitting there*
Teacher: This is never easy, but we have to expel your brother here...
Mari: What, why?!
Teacher: We have a strict no scary drawings policy.
Mari:
Mari: Um... what...?
Teacher: *picks up Omori's sketchbook* Well here's some examples.
Teacher: *flipping through them* There's that... and this... and I don't know what this is but I don't think I wanna know...
Mari:
Teacher: Oh. And my personal least favorite... *flips to a drawing of Something*
Teacher: And he did forty of the exact same image...
Teacher: And the assignment, but the way, for that one, was draw something you love.
Mari: I-
Omori: :3
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Kel: I just put a can of beans in the oven!
Kel: But little do I know, I forgot to take the plastic off.
Hero: KEL THE HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN-
Kel: I wonder why-
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Sunny: What is love?
Kel: Fruit? ... no.
Basil: Bread? ... also no.
Aubrey: Fruit and bread? No, probably not.
Sunny: Is it a conversation?
*the conversation*
Sunny: Hi.
Basil: Hi.
Sunny: Hi.
Basil: Hi. Do you like mice?
Sunny: No.
Basil: Ok.
Sunny: Bye.
Basil: Bye.
*the group analyzing the conversation*
Aubrey: No.
Sunny: Is it a fruitful sales deal?
Aubrey: What, no-
Sunny: Is it a hearty breakfast?
Kel: Mmmm, my favorite~ -v-
Sunny: Is it a four letter word that you can use in various ways that're mostly positive?
Hero: Heck yeah-
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A/N: Aight, imma head out now- *dramatically flops onto bed*
