Fyodor: I AM WIZZO THE WIZARD-
Fyodor: Bow before me! And my magical mastery!
Dazai:
Dazai: You what?
Fyodor: What?
Dazai: What?
Fyodor: ... I am Wizzo the Wizard. Bow-
Dazai: What do you do? :>
Fyodor: Magic!
Dazai: What's that?
Fyodor: I can... make stuff!
Dazai: Ohhh.
Fyodor: Oh, for... -explodes someone with his ability (rip like, half the PM)- There, I killed him, now... BOW-
Dazai: No you didn't.
Fyodor: ... YES I DID, I JUST BLEW HIM UP!!
Dazai: Maybe he had a preexisting condition!
Fyodor: A preexisting condition!?
Fyodor: For what, EXPLODING!?
Dazai: Well I'm not a doctor, are you?
Fyodor: Well no, I -flabbergasted Fyodor noises-
Fyodor: AGH! -summons dragon (allegedly)-
Fyodor: Behold, I have summoned a mighty dragon! COWER in fear!
Dazai:
Dazai: It's just a bird. :/
Fyodor: IT'S NOT A BIRD, IT'S SO BIG!!
Dazai: Just close up.
Fyodor: Ok, fine, here!
Dazai: -now floating-
Fyodor: You're flying now!
Dazai: Oh, yes I am.
Fyodor: SEE!? Magic! Now... bow-
Dazai: Probably using a rope~ (Dazai would know-)
Fyodor: A ROPE!? WHAT'S THE ROPE ATTACHED TO!?
Dazai: Well me, obviously~
Fyodor: -losing it-
Atsushi, out of nowhere: Oh, hi Dazai!
Atsushi: ... are you on a rope?
Dazai: Must be, yeah.
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**bonus
Fyodor: Give it up, Nakahara, I have your boyfriend.
Chuuya: Who.
Fyodor: Uh, tall, bandages, brown hair...?
Chuuya: Oh Dazai?
Chuuya:
Chuuya: Oh you don't have him.
Chuuya: He has you.
Chuuya: Good luck. -hungs up-
Fyodor:
Dazai: Hey.
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A/N: Moral of the story, don't mess with Dazai, you can't win.
