🔪Omori Because I Own An Omori Shirt🌸

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Mari: Hero and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests~ ^^

Basil & Sunny:

Basil & Sunny: Yeah, then what're we?

Mari: You boys... are the homosexual supporting cast!

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*11 year old Sunny be like*

Sunny: And I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck. :>

Hero & Mari:

Hero: Mari, your little bro is hardcore goth.

Mari: Hardcore goth.

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*sometime, somewhere in White Space where everyone tries to out-stupid each other*
**please no one take this seriously T^T**

Dream Kel: I'm a man~

Dream Mari: I am a Christian.

Dream Aubrey: I'm a Canadian.

Stranger, in some random corner: I am for real-

Omori: I'm a white guy, and I'm ready to kill-

Dream Aubrey: I'm a preminist-

Omori: A what-

Dream Kel: I'm like a raccoon in the garage.

Dream Basil: I basically... I am a fraud-

Dream Hero: I'm a patriot!

Omori: I am, 1776-

Dream Aubrey: I'm a gemini, huyuuu-

Omori: I am a reptoid clone-

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Kel: Why can't I just get up in the middle of class and go scream in the hallway?

Aubrey: You can, but the risk is no one ever talking to you for, like, a month.

Basil:

Basil: I'd like that very much so I can have a month of not having to make eye contact in the halls.

Kel & Aubrey:

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Kel: I wanna set something on fire.

Kel:

Kel: Let's make s'mores!

Basil: I'll get the marshmallows! :3

Aubrey: I got chocolate.

Hero: I'll get the crackers!

Sunny: I'll use myself as firewood.

Everyone: NO-

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Hero: Aubrey, please keep an eye on Sunny today... he's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched...

Aubrey: Sure. I'd love to see Sunny get punched.

Hero: Try again...

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