Sunny: I was like, twelve, when I was thirteen, when I was fourteen and then I found out I was fifteen and then I turned sixteen-
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*probably Omori*
**also this ones long**
Dream Hero: Oh hey, Kel! The shoes came in!
Dream Kel: *runs over and stares at the package* Oh, nice!
Omori: *flips knife* You guys wanna use knife?
Dream Hero: No dude, it's fine, I got keys~
Dream Kel: Yeah, we got it.
Omori: I got a knife, if you wanna use it.
Dream Kel: Don't-
Dream Hero: It's not big deal.
Dream Kel: Yeah. We're good.
Omori: Just got the knife here, so...
Dream Kel: It takes a second, keys work just fine.
Omori: *lifts knife* Y'know, I'll just take care of it real quick.
Dream Kel, Dream Hero & Omori: *all talking over each other whilst Omori casually slices the package open*
*later*
Dream Hero: Hey, want a Capri Sun?
Dream Aubrey: Mhm! Thanks!
Omori, in the distance: *flips knife* I can just whip that open for you.
Dream Aubrey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!
Omori: Just figured this'll make it a little faster. *walks over*
Dream Aubrey: Dude, no, I don't need a knife!
Omori: Just gonna get in there real qui-
Dream Aubrey: It's a juice package.
Dream Aubrey, Dream Hero and Omori: *even more talking over each other whilst Omori slices a freaking Capri Sun open*
Omori: Y'know what, *slice* There ya go, just saved you some time~
Dream Aubrey:
Dream Aubrey: Was that the last one?
Dream Hero: Yeah...
*later again*
Dream Basil, who decided to help Dream Aubrey and Hero clean up the spilt Capri Sun: We're gonna need more paper towels...
Dream Hero: Yeah I know...
Dream Aubrey: This is sticky, everywhere!
Omori: *yeets from where ever he was wielding the knife*
Dream Basil, Aubrey and Hero: *compilation of 'Hey!'s*
Dream Hero: LISTEN.
Omori: ._.
Dream Hero: We know you have a knife!
Omori: ._.
Omori: Do y-
Dream Hero: No.
Dream Hero: Put it away.
Dream Hero: We don't need a knife.
Dream Hero: If we need a knife, we'll ask.
Omori: Ok, sorry..
Omori: *slowly starts walking away*
Dream Hero:
Dream Hero: Aubrey, Basil, do you guys want sandwiches...?
Dream Basil: O-Oki...
Dream Aubrey: Yeah, sure.
Dream Hero: Ok. *goes to look for a kitchen knife to cut the bread... only to find... there are no knives*
Omori, who only walked about two feet away: *instantly whips around*
Dream Basil, Aubrey and Hero: *all stand in silence with no idea what to do*
Omori: *intensely staring them down*
Dream Basil:
Dream Basil: Um... I guess we cou-
Omori: *yeets the knife into the tree behind Basil*
Dream Basil: I-
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Sunny: Bro, I was just playing, I barely even touched you!
Mari:
Mari: Bro, you pushed me down the steps, you need to call an ambulance!
Sunny: But I was just playing, so does that really matter, no it doesn't-
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Kel: *one day out of nowhere* Aubrey, it's been five years, you still owe me 16 dollars.
Aubrey:
Kel:
Aubrey:
Aubrey: Screw off.
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Kel, doing anything stupid: I'm freaking crazy...
Kel: But I'm free-
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*it would happen if they were roommates, tell me othewise-*
Aubrey: *stares at her towel*
Aubrey: DANG IT!
Aubrey: EVERYONE! BATHROOM! NOW!
Everyone: *runs in*
Basil: What's wrong Aubrey?
Kel: Yeah, what's up?
Aubrey: Is someone playing a joke on me...?
Aubrey: Honestly...
Aubrey: Why is my towel still damp?
Kel: Because that's not your towel.
Kel: That's my towel Aubrey.
Aubrey: Ugh, no it's not your towel, your towels the red one.
Kel: I'll tell you this pal, I've never used that, I do use that one, every single day.
Aubrey:
Sunny: Oh god.
Basil, now hugging the unused towel that is either Kel's or Aubrey's: This one's so warm, it's like it's been in the sun forever! ^^
Sunny: This means you two have been cleaning yourselves with the same towel...
Basil: Intimate. :>
Aubrey: ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND????
Kel: Whaddya mean am I-
Aubrey: HOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS YOUR TOWEL???
Aubrey: Do you even wash it?
Kel: No I don't wash the towel, the towel washes me!
Kel: Who washes a towel?? XD
Basil: You never wash y-
Kel: You wash your towel?
Aubrey: You never wASH THE TOWEL?!
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*basically me waking up and realizing that if Omori takes place in 2000, they would not all technically be 16 now...*
Auburn: You are 16, going on 17~
Everyone: Actually I'm 37-
Auburn: Wait-
