Dazai: "Have kids", they said. "It'll be fun", they said.
Akutagawa, from the kitchen: PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT!!
Atsushi: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER!! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!!!
Akutagawa: It's called a fire extinguisher, FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
-glass brakes, Atsushi screams-
Dazai: Don't have kids. Don't.
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Atsushi, answering a crossword puzzle: What's the 9-letter word for betrayal?
Dazai: Treach-
Chuuya: Dazai.
Dazai:
Atsushi: Um... it doesn't fit-
Chuuya, with more conviction:
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Chuuya: What's it like working with the Armed Detective Agency?
Kunikida: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, mature people.
Chuuya:
Kunikida: Now throw that idea out the window.
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*and now, prepare for the collection of short jokes about Chuuya-*
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Dazai: Chuuya, still short, I see.
Chuuya: Still pretending you're not hopelessly in love with me, I see.
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Website: Choose your password.
Dazai: Chuuya.
Website: Password is too short.
Dazai, sighing: I know.
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Flight Attendant: Before landing, please make sure all small items are secure.
Dazai, whispering: Chuuya, do you feel safe?
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Chuuya: Now, Osamu... I know we don't see eye to eye on things-
Dazai: That's because you're too short.
Chuuya:
Dazai, sweating: Continue.
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-probably Chuuya's birthday-
Dazai: -gives Chuuya his present-
Chuuya: -opens it-
Chuuya: Are those platform boots?
Dazai: Yeah, you know, cuz you're so short.
Chuuya: YOU WANNA DIE??
Chuuya: -secretly likes them-
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*im done mocking Chuuya's height for now-*
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Chuuya, driving: Im close, where are you?
Dazai: Oh, I see you.
Chuuya: Are you standing in the middle of the road?
Dazai: Yeah, floor it.
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Atsushi: You really push all my buttons...
