Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

TD (PART 13)

Monami- Tum apne baare mein socho!! Tumhein manana hai chachu ko, inko nahi!! 

Karan- Haan haan thik hai, mana loonga.

Monami- Koi plan banaya? Kyunki agar tumne chachu ko nahi manaya toh mein toh tumhare haath se nikal jaoongi! I am warning you beforehand itself!!

Karan- Plan toh nahi hai *in a scared and unsure tone*

Everyone glared at him.

Faizi- Monami, main tumhe phirse bol raha hoon, ek baar wapis sochlo. Yahi, mila hai tumhe??

Karan- Oyee! Shut up. Kuch soch loonga.

Koel- Karan bhai, sochne ke liye dimaag chahiye hota hai, haath pair chalane se woh nahi manenge!!

Karan- Tum log Monami ke khandhon par rakh kar bandook chala rahe ho?? Abhi training khatam nahi huyi hai, 20 km high speed mein running karwaoonga!!

Everyone gulps. 

Col. Batra- Abhi chalte hain, saath mein sochte bhi rahenge. 

Mrs. Batra- Haan, pehli baar kuch akalmandi dikhayi hai apne. Chalo chalte hain. 

Col. Batra looks at her annoyed while the rest bite their lips to control their laughter and look at him with pity.

In the jeep. (there are 3 jeeps going side by side)

Sid- Mere paas ek idea hai!

Karan- apne paas hi rakh. *in his usual khadoos tone*

Monami- Karan!! Sid, tu bol. 

Sid- Dekho kisi ko bhi manane ke liye 2 cheezien ki ja sakti hain. 

Sanju- Kya??

Sid- Ek toh uska dil jeetlo, ya phir blackmail karo. 

Sanju- Karan sirji dil jeetne se toh rahe, ek kaam karte hain, blackmail hi kar lete hain.

Karan glares at Sanju.

Monami- Nahi!! Chachu ko koi balckmail nahi karega!

Chitra- #OMG. Yeh toh badi problem ho gayi! Ab kya karein?

Sumanji- Sumanji kya kehti hai ki...

Koel- Aap rehne do Sumanji! Aapke ideas out of our thinking capacity hain!!

Sumanji- Oye nakchadi, tu chup baithe!!

Faizi- Ek minute! Please abhi mat ladho! Baad mein bhale hi aap log apni ladayi ha quota poora kar lena. 

The two stop. 

Sumanji- Ek kaam karte hain, hum na unke andar ki desh bakhti ka emotion wapis jaga dete hain. Iss se woh shayad thoda kam gussa ho jayein?

Karan- Toh kya karein, unke saamne desh ka jhanda hilakar bolein, "Ab isse ghooro, tab tak ghooro jab tak andar ki desh bhakti na jaag jaye!!". Ya phir unke poore ghar ko orange, white, blue or green colour se paint karwa dein? Arreyyy, desh bhakti ki feeling andar se aati hai, aise hi nahi kissi mein usse jagayi ja sakti hai. 

Bala- Apne bhi toh jagayi mere andar. 

Karan- Toh mein kya karoon? Monami ke chachaji ko Parakram Academy mein enroll karke zabardasti training doon?

Everyone facepalms.

Baby- Chachuuuuu, phir toh apke haath se ladki gayi!! Imagine agar mujhse koi ladka pyaar karta ho and ab woh mujhse shaadi karna chahta hai. Ab mujhse shaadi karne ke liye usse Aapko toh manana padega na. Ab socho ki aap uske andar kya dekhkar usse mujhse shaadi karne dete!