Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

Ho Gaya Siyappa! (PART 9)

Advika- Ab agar Mr. Magambo, aapne meri interrogation kar li ho toh main jaoon? 

Karan- Ms. Batooni, It's KARAN SHERGIL. 

Advika- It's Advika Singh and I DON'T CARE.

Monami- Enough. Chup, ekdum chup. 

Both of them glare at each other and shut up. 

Monami- Dr. Advika, aap bhi humein ismein help kar sakti hain, since aapka iss racquet se koi connection nahi hai and aap bhi ek SPL Agent hai.

Karan- Koi Zaroorat nahi hai. 

Monami- KARAN!! Duty comes first. And iss academy ko humse zyada acche se Dr. Advika jaanti hain. Since Dr. Advika par ab koi shaq nahi hai, she is not a suspect, toh uki help leni chahiye. Logically socho. 

Advika- Oh hello! Jo help chahiye lelo. Par mein iss Mr. Magombo ke saath nahi rahoongi!

Karan- Aur main iss Ms. Batooni ke saath nahi rahoonga! 

Faizi- Kiss gadhe ne tum dono ko SPL Agent banaya.

Karan- Col. Batra.

Advika- Woh sarcastically pooch raha tha. 

Karan- Main bhi sarcastically hi reply de raha tha! 

Faizi- Arey zaalim log!! Kya tapar tapar kar rahe ho. Please, bas kuch dinon ki baat hai. Kuch din cooperate kar lo! 

Advika and Karan *with sass and attitude*- Fine! 

Karan- Hitesh ko interrogation ke liye bulao!

Advika- Nahi. Pehle Rohan ko bulao. 

Both glare at each other. 

Monami- Rohan ko bulakar lati hoon. 

Karan- Meine kaha na, pehle Hitesh! 

Monami- Okay, toh pehle Hitesh ko bulakar lati hoon.

Advika- Nahi. Pehle Rohan. 

Monami and the rest glare at the two as if they had lost it. 

Karan- Fine, Rohan ko bulao.

Monami smiled and then went to bring Rohan. 

In the interrogation room. 

SPL Agent Rohan- Mujhe yahan kyun bulaya gaya hai?? Uhm, any help needed?

Advika- Help toh chahiye, par sirf itni ki aap agley 10 minute tak sirf sach bolenge. 

SPL Agent Rohan *dramatically*- Mai kasam khata hoon, ki mein sirf sach boloonga, aur sach ki siwai kuch bhi aur nahi boloongaaa!!

Everyone facepalms.

Advika- Aap Karwachauth ke celebrations ke time par kahan the?

SPL Agent Rohan- Sapne dekh raha tha ki koi mere liye bhi vrat rakhe. 

Karan- AUR AAP YEH SAPNE KAHAN DEKH RAHE THE YEH QUESTION HAI! *while banging the table*

SPL Agent Rohan- Oyee! Senior hoon mein tera, itna kya tashan dikha raha hai?

Advika- Abhi ke liye aap ek suspect hai naa ki ek senior. It's better if you cooperate, SIR. 

SPL Agent Rohan- Kis cheez ka suspect??

Karan- None of your bussiness. Aap kahan the, answer that. 

SPL Agent Rohan- Aapne mummy ke ghar par tha. Woh hum uss ladki ke baare mein baat kar rahe the.