Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

TD (PART 19)

Chaloo bhai!!!

I am back!!! Aaj Faizi aur Koel ki shaadi hogi!! (hopefully) 

Ismein koi sides nahi hain. Actually inki families nahi hain. Na Koel ki side se na Faizi ki side se. Toh sab dono ki side par hi hain. Shaadi toh phir bhi grand wali hai. Guests ke naam par Faizi ka poora moholla aur uski ex-girlfriends aayin hai. 

Main pehle hi warning de rahi hoon, iss chapter mein thoda pagal pan and comedy added hai. Precautions le lena. 

Happy Reading!!

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Monami- Aaaahhhhh!!! mera saar!! Ufff!!!!! UTHO SAB!!!

Karan- Mhmm, Monuuu sone do. Sar mein bura wala dard ho raha hai!!

Faizi- Abbey yaar time kya ho raha hai?? Apni hi shaadi mein late jaoonga mein!!

Koel wakes up with a jerk- O teri!! Aaj toh humari shaadi hai. Abbeyyy sab UTHOOOO!!!!!

Everyone wakes up holding their head. 

Sid- Uff bro!! Itna dard kyun ho raha hai sar mein??

Sanju- Aur hum zameen par kya kar rahe hain?? 

Monami- KARAANNNN!! Tumhari shirt KE BUTTON KYUN KHULE HUYE HAIN??!?!?!

Karan- WHAT?!?!

He quickly wears his shirt properly. 

Sumanji- Monami, teri lipstick ko kya huaaa???

Monami and Karan's eyes widen. 

Monami- K-Ka-Karannnnnnnn!!!! Humne kya kiya??? 

Karan- Humnein nahi tumnein!! Main bohot seedha hooon, maine kuch nahi kiyaaa!!

Faizi- Haan tabhi tere chest and cheeks par lipstick and nail scratches ke marks thee!!

Karan- Oye, chup kar! Apni halat dekh!! Neck par yeh hickey ke marks Koel ke foundation se chupane padenge tujhe!! 

Faizi- Oh bhai!! Yaarrrr!!!

Monami- Experienced ho?? Tumhein foundation ka idea kahan se mila Karan? *suspiciously*

Karan- Officer hoon mein. Chot aur identification marks chupane ke liye hum kaafi baar foundation use karte hain. Aaj apni wali ke diye huye hickeys chupane ke liye use karenge!!

Monami *embarrassed*- Oh accha accha.

Sid- Mere aur Sanju ke lips toh poori tarah se sooj gaye hain :((

Monami- Shit! Mere aur Karan ke bhi!!

Faizi- Besharam log!! Ahahaha

Karan- Hum shaadi shuda hai, tu apni dekh!!

Faizi- Oops! Bhool gaya tha.

Sanju- Uss sab par baad mein lad lena, par ab in sooje huye honto (lips) ko kaise chupayien?

Suddenly Koel's playlist switches on.

🎶Chipka le saiyan fevicol se,
fevicol se o saiyan fevicol se 🎶

Koel- Shit sorry! Patah nahi kaise baja! Oops.

Faizi- Yaar, ab kya karein??? 

Bala- NAHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!!

Sid- Balaji Bro!!!! Aap kyun cheek rahe ho abb??

Bala- Mein Chitra ke saath kaise so gaya??? Abbey yaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!