Ho Gaya Siyappa! (PART 10)

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Karan- Accha sir, ab main aapko thodi der mein phone karoon?

Mrs. Batra- Haan, zara kisi psychiatrist ke paas jaakar check up karwa lena! 

Batra Sir- Usse zyada zaroorat aapko hai

Karan- R.I.P Jiju

Mrs. Batra- Aap toh chaliye, batati hoon aapko!! 

Batra Sir- Commandos jaldi wapas aao. Meri jaan sach mein khatre mein hai!

Sanju- Sirji pehle aye the toh humari jaan baal baal bacchi iss baar apni jaan daow par laga kar aaney ka risk nahi utha payenge!

Faizi- Right sir, abhi tak toh humne apni jawani dhang se enjoy bhi nahi ki hai!

Koel- Aur kya karne hai? Ab girlfriend ke saath bacche paida karna baaki reh gaya hai kya?

Faizi- Aapko badi jalan ho rahi hai mohotarma *smirks*

Koel- Main tumhein na jala doon?

Sid- Congratulations Faizi sir! Aapne fir ek baar sabit kar diya ki aap Koel ki punch lines se zaleel ho, yeh parmanent hai. 

Faizi- Chal hatt *sadly* 

Karan- Sir ab main jaoon psychiatrist ke paas? I mean, phone rakhoon?

Batra Sir- Tum jaise hi phone rakhoge, Mrs. Batra mujhe kaccha chabba jayengi. Ek kaam karo, hum gappe hi ladha lete hain.

Advika- Yahan sabne pagalpan mein PhD kar rakhi hai kya? 

Bala *out of the blue*- Yaar tum logon ko nahi lagta ki lays packet mein zyada lays hone chahiye? 

Advika- Kya??

Bala- Haan, dekho, packet itna bada, aur chips sirf 1/4 bhara hua hai. Not fair. 

Advika- Uss bade packet mein kood jao aur atmahatya karlo tum!

Chitra- #another member joined #Karan Koel bezatti company. 

Faizi- As assistant director. 

Karan- Ho gaya sabka? Ab rakhoon mein phone?

Col. Batra- Yeh shayad meri aakri phone call ho sakti hai Karan

Bala- Nahiiiiii!!! *dramatically* 

Chitra- Sir #aap nahi jaa sakte!! #humein phir couple #drama ka dose kon dega phir?

Col. Batra and Mrs. Batra shoot death glares to Chitra. 

Bala- Meine toh bola hi tha. Mat bolo aise!

Monami- Haan Haan, matlab ek toh hote hain astrologers aur phir ek aata hai yeh bala! "Meine toh bola hi tha" *mimics Bala* 

Bala- Arey meri toh bhawishyawani yeh kehti hain ki hum 9 logon ki zindagi mein bhoochal aaney wala hai! humari dimaagi sthithi kharab hone wali hai aur humein pagalpal ke currents legne wale hain. In short, hum toh gaye re baba! 

Sid- Ismein naya kya hai? Aur roz toh yahi hota hai!

Karan- Abey yaar, mein phone rakh doon?

Advika- Rakhne ki kya zaroorat hai, phek hi do directly. Ab tum jaise dinosaur se toh yahi ummeed hai!

Karan- YOU chipkali!!! 

Advika- YOU!! 

Monami- Please guys!! Shantiii!!

Karan- Kon Shanti?

Monami- KARAN PEACE WALA SHANTI!

Karan- Ooh, iss Ms. Psycho ne mujhe pagal kar diya hai!

Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora