Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

TD (PART 14)

Hiii, Guysss! 

Jiasa aap logon ne notice kar liya hoga, that firstly, meine woh option hata diya hai ki someone can collab and write with me. Actually, mujhe story ka essence nahi hatana. Secondly, jinhone bhi already kuch likh liya hai, they are most welcome to send that to me. Main unhein add kar doongi :))

Shaadi main sabka warm welcome!! 

Karan's Side- Faizi, Sid, Col. Batra, Mataji, Premji, Bala, Kavya, Mr. Ganju, Bhabhi.
Monami's Sid- Koel, Sanju, Sumanji, Rajeshji, Chitra, Mrs. Batra, Dr. Mahajan, Mr. Dubey.

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Boy's side

Faizi- Janaabbbb!! Aaj toh apki Shaadi hai!!!!!!!!! 

Sid- Hayeee, aaj toh Karan bro ki smile hi nahi hat rahi hai!!!!

Karan- Enough! Chup ho jao ab tum dono. Jab dekho tapar, tapar, tapar, tapar karte rehte ho!! Sab apna apna kaam karo, copy that!

Sid- Arrey, apka cut copy paste gaya bhadh mein!! 

Karan glared at Sid.

Col. Batra- Karan!! tumhari shaadi ho rahi hai, tum kya copy that bol rahe ho!! Aaj toh at least apne andar ke commando ko sula do warna Monami ke andar ki tsunami jaag jayegi!

Karan- Sir! Yeh log mujhe subhe se chidha rahe hain!! Aur aap inki hi side le rahe hain? Not fair!

Mr. Ganju- Betaaaaaaaa, kal aur parson toh inki baari bhi aani hai na. *teasingly*

Karan- Arreyy haan, chalo tab pura hisaab barabar kar loonga.

Sid and Faizi- Kisne kaha hum tujhe invite karenge?

Karan- Mat karo, main helicopter se khud kar mandap ke peeche land kar jaaonga.

Everyone facepalms. 

Sid- Hum venue nahi batayenge, phir kya karoge?

Karan- Sid, tu toh rehne de. Mere bina tu waise bhi Sanju se shaadi nahi kar payega. After all, mujhe hi toh fere (religious rounds) se pehle tum dono ke kapdon se ghant bandhni hai. Mr. Dubey kanya daan karenge aur main, yani bhai, hi toh woh kapde ki knot bandhoonga. Ab main nahi hua, toh shaadi kaise karega?? 

Sid- Arrey haan, point hai. Sad....

Karan- Ab main jaaoon?

Faizi- Kidhar? Mandap mein?

Karan- 8 30am ho raha hai!! Abhi mandap mein kya karoonga?? Monami se milne jaa raha hoon.

Mataji- Ek minute, ek minute. Shaadi hone se pehle, ladka ladki ek doosre se nahi mil sakte. Jo baat karni hai, phone par karo. 

Karan- Yeh kya baat huyi?? Already 2 dinon se rok kar rakha hai, ab aaj toh shaadi hai, aaj toh milne do!!

Faizi- Oooffff, itni besabri! So desperate, huh? Ritual hai, ab toh follow karna hi padega na? *teasing*

Karan- Teri bhi baari ayegi, chinta mat kar Faizi. 

Faizi- Tab ki tab dekhlenge. Abhi tu kahi nahi jayega. Breakfast kar liya hai na tune. Ab ja kamre mein beithe jaa. Hum sab shaadi ki taiyaari karte hain and tu kamre mein hi rahega. And haan, no chalaki. Hum premji and bala ko gate ke bahar khada kar rahe hain. Tu agar nikalne ki koshish karega toh pakda jayega! Over and Out!

Karan- Arrey, kamre mein kyun band kar rahe ho? At least ghar mein toh ghoomne do!!

Mr. Ganju- aapka koi bharosa nahi hai na. Kab nikal jao, isiliye kamre mein band kar rahe hain.