Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

Ho Gaya Siyappa! (PART 11)

All of them were sitting around a table wondering as to what they should do ahead. 

Sanju- Na ab ka karein?

Bala- 🎶 Oye havan kund maston ka jhund
Sun saani raat ab aisi raat
Rakh dil pe haath
Hum sath sath bolo kya karenge..

Havan karenge, havan karenge, hawan karenge
Havan karenge, havan karenge, hawan karenge 🎶

Everyone glared at him as if they would burn him down into ashes. 

Bala- Sorry, main toh bas apne toote huye dil ho thoda bhatka raha tha

Chitra- Toota #huya dil?

Bala- Tu nahi samjhegi.

Monami- Zyada hi toot gaya ho toh batana. Bypass surgery karwa denge aur main toh waise bhi cardiologist hoon!

Advika- Aur agar zyada dimaag kharab ho toh batana. Main neurologist hoon.

Karan- Agar aap logon ne apna audio visiting card ka session poora kar liya ho toh mission par dhyaan dein?

Advika- Waise mujhe nahi lagta ki tumhari mental health bhi bohot great hai. Tumhare actions and speaking manner se toh nahi lagta ki tum completely fine ho waise. 

Karan- Excuse me? Main ekdum fit hoon okay!!

Monami- Haan goli toh mujhe Faizi ne maari thi! *sarcastically*

Advika- WHAT?? GOLI?

Karan- Uh-uhm-woh...

Advika- Phir toh tumhari mental health Bala se bhi kharab hai!

Bala- Ek minute, meri mental health kyun kharab hogi??

Advika- Mental health hone ke liye dimaag bhi toh hona chahiye!

Bala- *cries* Karan bhaijii!!!

Karan- Main khud isse guzar raha hoon, teri kya madat karoon?

Advika- Excuse me? "Guzar rahe ho"? 

Monami sensed that another battle might begin so she decided to interrupt. 

Monami- Mission par dhyaan dein?

Karan- Right! *while glaring at Advika*

Advika- Copy Paste! *with attitude* 

Sid- Uhm bros!! Toh ab kya karein? Kaise pata lagayein tattoo ke baare mein? 

Advika- Ek idea hai mere paas!

Karan- Usse apni pocket mein apne paas ki rakho

Rohan enters- Ek baar sun toh lo!

Advika- Excuse me? Aap abhi bhi suspect hi hain!

Rohan- Toh meine kab mana kiya?

Advika- Toh tum yahan toh aise aaye ho jaise ki humare mission ka hi part ho!

Rohan pulls Advika by her waist. As a result of the sudden impact, Advika collides with Rohan's chest and the two share an eyelock. 

Sid *whispers to the rest*- Yeh kya ho raha hai? Should we inge punge? 

Karan *whispers back*- Arey yeh kya saste nakli Romeo Juliet ban rahe hain. Wait, yeh mission discussion room hai, inka personal Honeymoon suite nahi!! 

Everyone fake coughs. Advika and Rohan come back to their senses. 

Advika- What the...??? *angrily*

Rohan- Arey ek minute Doctor Sahiba! 

Karan- E-ek minute!! Doctor Sahiba??

Rohan- Haan woh, bolte hain na. Doctor sahab. But yeh toh ladki hain, toh doctor sahiba huyi na!