Jeff: HEY GUYS! *smiles brightly* DID YOU MISS ME?!
Aaliyah: *sighs and rolls eyes* No... No one missed you.
Jeff: *pouts* Meanie...
Masky: *drunk* H-Hey guys! *hiccups*
Aaliyah: Where the hell do you guys find Vodka?!
Jeff: Sorry, that's Top Secret. *winks*
Masky: Ha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Ha. *hiccups*
Aaliyah: That was so fake! *laughs*
Jeff: Anyways... Question from @BonnieLovesMeXox ... It says, "Hey Jeff do you have a girlfriend? I know it's random. xD" Hmm... Not yet... But I do have a major crush...
Aaliyah: OH MY GOSH JEFFY HAS A CRUSH!
Jeff: *blushes* S-shut up! And don't call me that!
Masky: I KNOW WHO- *hiccups* -IT IS!
Jeff: Masky don't you dare...
Masky: It's Ms. Tree!
Jeff: *sighs* No, you dumbo... You know what happened with her!
Masky: *hiccups* I don't remember...
Jeff: *sighs again* I'll tell you again later when you're sober...
Aaliyah: ...Next question!
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