Me: Jeff, where are you? You have stuff to answer!
Jeff the Killer: I'm eating cereal and malk!
Slenderman: ITS MILK!
Jeff the Killer: Thats what I said. Malk.
Slenderman: ... (He sighs.) I'm done.
Me: Well, Jeff you have a question to answer!
Jeff the Killer: What is it?
✎ CoralSeed asked —
❝ How tall are you? ❞
Jeff the Killer: (Proudly,) 5'8!
Slenderman: You look 1'0. (Looks down on Jeff.)
Jeff the Killer: SHUT UP, ONLY TO YOU! IF ANYONE IS SHORT ITS BEN!
BEN Drowned: (Walking in,) I heard my name?
Jeff the Killer: Just saying that you're short.
BEN Drowned: You–! (He tackles Jeff.)
Jeff and BEN: (Start fighting.)
Me: (I sigh.)
Slenderman: Seriously now. Do you two know how foolish you look?
Me: (Grabs Jeff's knife.) STOP FIGHTING OR I BREAK THIS!
Jeff the Killer: (Gets up, running to knife.) MY BABY–!
Slenderman: (Sighs a little.) Leave some questions in the comments, children. See you later.
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Humor💫 3RD PLACE 💫 CP Winter Awards 2014 - 2015: Jeff The Killer 💫 2ND PLACE 💫 CP Spring Awards 2015: Jeff The Killer
