Jeff the Killer: (Entering,) I'm home, *****es!
Me: (I roll my eyes.) Shut up!
Jeff the Killer: Aww, is someone mad at me?
Me: (I roll my eyes.) Whatever. Anyways, answer this question real quick.
✎ sssmjsjr asked —
❝ Who would win in a rap battle? You or Slender? ❞
Jeff the Killer: Honestly, I think the two person battle would turn into an all creepypasta battle, and either we all get killed or we would just get owned by Zalgo.
Me: (I scoff.) Zalgo?
Zalgo: (Appears out of thin air.) Aw yeah, Zalgo-Z! The coolest rapper by far, you'll see! Jeff is ugly, and smells like poo! Every time you talk, the crowd goes boo! (Has somehow acquired MLG shades.)
Me: (Holding in a laugh, unable to respond.)
Jeff the Killer: Give it up for Eazy-Z!
Zalgo: Next question, yo!
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