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Me: Hey guys were back! Jeff is drunk...

Jeff: Hahaha... *falls on his face*

Me: *facepalm* Jeff your a mess... Anyways... you have a question to answer.

Jeff: W-wha? Whats a question?

Me: *sigh* This question is from sssmjsjr, it says, "Kiss, kill, or marry, Honey BooBoo, Hades, and Obama."

Jeff: Hold on lemme visit Narnia... *walks into wardrobe* Where DAFUQ is Narnia?!

Me: Jeff, answer the question!

Jeff: CMON Aaliyah! Come with me, and we'll go see, a place called candied island!

(Laughing Jack) L.J.: CAN I COME?!

Jeff: Hell no I want all the candy.

L.J.: Jeff CMON!

Jeff: Nevermind, I want to go skipping in the flower field. *skipping* Tralalalalala :D

Me: *facepalm*

*Time skip to when he's sober: The next morning*

Jeff: *groan* My head hurts...

Me: Because you were really drunk yesterday.

Jeff: Really? I don't remember drinking...

Me: *sigh* Jeff...You drank 2 bottles of Vodka. Then you were acting retarded.

Jeff: Oh... O.o Goddamnit

Me: Anyways... You need to answer your question!

Jeff: What question?

Me: "Kiss, Kill, or Marry, Honey BooBoo, Hades, or Obama."

Jeff: UGH... Kill Honey BooBoo, and get rid of her damn Go-Go juice too...

Me: XD

Jeff: Ummm...Marry Hades....I guess. Maybe I won't have to go to hell, right Hades? ;)

Hades: Don't be so sure weirdo :/

Jeff: Im just kidding geez! Obama...can kiss...my ass!

Me: Jeff! >=(

Jeff: Just kidding, kiss Obama. This is so embarrassing...

Me: Deal with it.

Jeff: >=(

Me: Well that was it guys! Comment and vote, and if you leave a question, I'll be sure to answer it ASAP! Thats it for now and I'll see you guys later! BYE!

Jeff: Bai! :D