dear freaking jerk.

25.3.20

Chuuya kicked his shoes off, yelling "I'm home" before taking his backpack to his room and smiling at his bed where Arahabaki slept.

'Hey'
'I got home'
*attached picture*
'Look at this gremlin.'

*open picture*
'Is that Arahabaki?
Is he sleeping on your pillow?'

'Yes, for both'
'Do you have a picture of Echo?'

'I'm in it but yeah'
'Do you want me to send it?'

'You could'
'Like I dont mind'

*attached picture*

*opened picture*
'That's you?!'

'Mhm'
'Why?'

'You just.. look young.'

"Chibi I am only 23~"

'Yeah I know but I thought you'd look older'
'Being the boss of a company'
'And stuff'

'How old do I look?'

'Hm..'
'18? 19 maybe if we're pushing it'

'Chibi's so nice!~'

'I'm not a Chibi!!!'
'I'm still growing!'

"Keep fooling yourself"

'Asshat.'

'Am I gonna get a picture of you?"

'What?'

'You saw me, I wanna see you too'
'Only if you want to, of course.'

Chuuya stared at the phone screen. He should send Dazai a picture too, but he doesn't have any good ones. And first impression is key!
Chuuya nibbled on his cheek

'You don't need to'
'Chibi?
'You there?'

'Yeah..'
'I want to send you a picture but.. I dont have a nice picture'

'Just take one now'
'I'm sure you look good'

Chuuya's cheeks burned red
'Is Dazai always so flirty?'

'Idk maybe later'

'Okay.'

Chuuya's eyebrows furrowed.

'Okay?' That's it?

Shouldn't Dazai push to get a picture back?

"How old is your cat?"

"He's seven (I think?)"

"You think?"

"Yeah he was a stray cat and when me and my sister found him the vet told us he's around four years old and that was three years ago so yeah around seven lol"

"Ahhh I see"
"To be honest with you I don't remember how old the dogs are as well"

"Seriously?"

"Mhm"
"Talking about the dogs, they have been staring at the door for the last fifteen minutes"
"I need to go on a walk with them so talk to you later?"

"Yeah.. have a nice walk"

"Tnx"

~
"Echo, slow down" Dazai tugged gently at the leash.

Dazai decided to take the dogs on a short walk in the park, regretting every second.

He truly hates the outside

"Stop." Dazai kneeled down next to the two dogs and let them off the leash, picking an acorn from the ground and throwing it far.

"Fetch!"

Sey was the first one to get the acorn, Dazai rewarded her with head pets.

Dazai took out his phone and snapped a quick picture of Sey and Echo 'play fighting' before sending it to Chuuya

Chuuya replied with a photo of him holding Arahabaki in the mirror

He indeed was a redhead,
A pretty one nonetheless.

Dazai smiled at the text that was beneath the photo

"Not my best one but thats me"

"You have a pretty face, Chuuya"

"Thanks.."
"Your dogs have pretty smiles"

Dazai chuckled and closed his phone, whistling for the dogs to get back so he could take them back to the penthouse.

~

"Who have you been texting?" Kouyou asked Chuuya. They've been organizing the kitchen for the past hour.

"remember the assignment Kunikida gave me?" Chuuya asked, throwing an expired powdered sugar in to the bin
"With the writing buddy?"

"Yeah.. we switched numbers." Kouyou hummed "I see, so that's why your phone isn't on silence mode" Kouyou smiled teasingly

"Shut up" Chuuya threw a napkin at his sister. "You want to invite him over?" Kouyou catched the napkin and threw it to the bin, it didn't get in.

"Ane-san! I haven't even met him yet" Chuuya picked the napkin and threw it away

"Yet"
"Ane-san!"
Kouyou laughed