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CHAPTER 6:

Luke #3: sooo what did you ask siri

Me: luke hemmings phone number lol

Luke #3: and my number actually came up wtf

Me: so this is luke hemmings!

Me: JESUS OH MY I KNEW IT FROM THE MKEMNT YOU YEXYED BACK!

Deffo Hemmo: i'm not luke hemmings lol who is that

Me: don't lie to me you piece of string cheese you basically admitted it like four times

Deffo Hemmo: nah

Me: i know this is luke just admit it like you admitted i was funny

Deffo Hemmo: i never admitted you were funny tho

Me: just tell me are you really luke

Deffo Hemmo: idk

Me: tell me please ;(

Deffo Hemmo: i'm not luke hemmings!!

Me: ok then facetime me and prove it

Deffo Hemmo: i don't have to prove anything u witch

Me: hoe don't make me shove my broom stick up ur ass

Deffo Hemmo: *error* this number you are trying to reach is now disconnecfed please try again later.

Me: nice try breadstick you spelled disconnected wrong

Deffo Hemmo: dammit

Me: bítch you thought lmao!!!