yo breadstick | lrh [DISCONTINUED]

seven;

CHAPTER 7:

Deffo Hemmo: what if i was luke hemmings metaphorically speaking

Me: idk i would still text you bc i like this funny awkward luke

Deffo Hemmo: what if i'm not luke hemmings metaphorically speaking

Me: still text you bc you're funny and awkward lol

Deffo Hemmo: good to know... but this really isn't luke

Me: *picture attached* (a/n: the spencer one on the side lol)

Deffo Hemmo: love that show my fav episode was the one with 1d

Me: don't bring them up!!

Deffo Hemmo: why what you don't like them?

Me: are you crazy i love them it's just too early to talk about them since you know who did the you know what

Deffo Hemmo: no i don't dude i'm so confused

Me: you know what i'm talking about!!

Deffo Hemmo: actually i don't...

Me: ZAYN QUIT THE BAND OKAY THERE I SAID IT GOD HAS QUIT 1D XCUSE ME WHILE I CRY AGAIN ITS 3AM AND ITS TOO LATE FOR THIS

Deffo Hemmo: STFU HE DID NOT QUIT YOU LIAR DONT LIE TO ME ITS 9 PL WHERE IM FROM AND I'M GONNA CRY

Me: it is true :( sigh

Deffo Hemmo: srsly?

Me: srsly. how was touring with them tho did you see 5/5 dícks?

Deffo Hemmo: no i did not!! ok maybe harrys and let me tell yo

Deffo Hemmo: hey no wait no huh just kidding

Me: luke you just admitted it again!!

Deffo Hemmo: ok it slipped :-(

Me: hi luke robert hemmings (even tho i knew it was you already hehe)

Actually Lukey: hi marnie... dunno your middle and surname

Actually Lukey: i'm waiting...

Me: no i'm embarrassed

Actually Lukey: you know basically my whole life story i should have the right to know your full name

Actually Lukey: ...

Me: my full name is mariko grace fukui

Actually Lukey: lol you're asian

Me: what's wrong with being asian 1/4 of you band is asian (a/n: had to put an asian joke in there oops)

Actually Lukey: what does your last name mean??

Me: idk just because its Japanese it doesn't need to have a translation

Actually Lukey: ok sassy

Actually Lukey: mariko is such a pretty name

Actually Lukey: marniegrace... hmm

Me: lol thanks

Actually Luke: your nickname and middle name sound like mardi gras how unfortunate

Me: rude it's unfortunate that you look like a piece of cheese i hate you

Bítchstick: you love me!!!

Me: bye forever your band sucks

Me: jk calum daddy and michael don't suck it's just you

Bítchstick: did you just call

Bítchstick:that's gross

Bítchstick: i don't suck!!

Bítchstick: reply to me witch

Bítchstick: i'm sorry pls forgive me!! :-(

Bítchstick: well i guess you're asleep

Bítchstick: goodnight sweet dreams mardi gras <3