CHAPTER 8:
"Marnie, wake up."
"Leave me alone," I croak pulling my covers over my head.
"It's 1 in the afternoon!"
"10 more hours," I said sleepily. As I was about to fall right back to sleep, I was pushed out of bed.
"Why would you do that!" I shout rubbing the back of my head.
"Because I want to get my day started!"
"Fine." I depart from my one and only love. My bed. I get ready to start my extremely long and unnecessary day.
"God, I love 5SOS!" screamed Josie's girlfriend, Tabitha. I nearly cringed at the fact that she pronounced it as 5 S-O-S.
This isn't a Jonas Brother song, dearie. It's not that I don't like Tabitha. Okay, I don't like Tabitha. She's so ditzy and always unaware of what is going on. Don't get me wrong, she's a nice girl. But, can you just read a book once in a while?
I took a sip of my banana milkshake and checked my Twitter feed.
@5Sauce_Updates: HQ | Luke arriving at LAX *pictures attached* (a/n: the pic is there at the side/top)
@puppydawgcal: jesus fuck luke stop doing that
@mxkeysbxtch: can these hq pics actually be hq...
@poundmechingchong: "we're going back to america" they said BUT THEYRE IN LA FFS STOP FOIN THAT
Oh, shit the boys are in LA. I take my phone out and text Luke.
Me: wtf do you think you're doing
I wasn't expecting a reply. So I changed his contact name. Still contemplating on what I should change it to, a notification popped up.
Bítchstick: huh???
Me: get out of my country you australian
Luke H: oh so you're from merica
Me: yea so get out ok!! i can smell the deep fried cheese already
Luke H: hey we came for recording i mean i guess we can leave and not make a new album....
Me: HA JK PLS STAY
Me: I WANT A NEW ALBUM :-D
Luke H: thought so ;-)
"Who are you texting?" asks Tabitha.
"No one. Leave me alone," I say to her.
"Hey don't be rude to my girl. Yeah, you never text anyone. Who is that?" Josie asks.
"No one," I lock my phone and set it on the table.
*New iMessage from Luke H*
"Marnie, is that--," Josie squealed.
"No."
"You didn't let me finish. Is that Luke #3?"
"Yes, so?"
"Is it really Luke Hemm-"
"See you in Chemistry!" I grab my phone, got up from my chair and make my way to the exit of the cafe.
Luke H: where do you live tho maybe we could meet up
Luke H: hellllllooo
Luke H: am i being creepy i don't mean to i'm sorry
Luke H: no one ever wants to text me and i'm growing to love texting you
Me: calm down you dweeb
Luke H: you're back! yay!!!
Me: i was driving home lol i was 3rd wheeling :-(
Luke H: aw lonely single asian witchy
Me: how do you know i'm single?? my kpop boyfriend just could have been busy
Me: rude
Luke H: lol you're single af tho
Me: you right af tho
Me: you could change that if you want tho ;-)
Luke H: hmm maybe if you told me where you live
Me: what about a pic instead ;)
Luke H: what kind of pic hehe
Me: of me... naked
Luke H: sure ;-)
Me: hold on let me take off my bra
Luke H: what color is it baby
Me:black
Luke H: my favorite color
Me:god you look so hot in the pics from LAX fúck
Luke H:oh really? how hot baby?
Me: ugh really hot i'm throbbing just thinking about what i could do to you
Luke H: oh my god babe hurry and send that picture ;-)
Me: did you really think i was going to send you a nude
Luke H:no...
Me: YEAH YOU DID OMG FUCKBOY ALERT
Luke H: you're a tease
Me: no i'm a good little girl o:)
Luke H: you could be daddy's little girl
Me: you're not daddy. you're like the weird cousin that lives in canada and visits in the summer.
Luke H: what are you talking about? i'm daddy af!!
Me: no that's ashton, i'm luke af tho
Luke H: if you're not ashton af you're ashton af. have you seen those arms?
Me: gtg, once upon a time is on.
Me: i live in phoenix btw... daddy ;-)))
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why this chapter hella long for??? idk???
sorry for changing the cover so much i really can't make them for crap. thanks for reading once again. 200 reads isn't a lot but it makes me smile.
ऀืົཽ≀ ͔ ͕̮ऀืົཽ✧॰ this is the prettiest emoticon ever don't fight me on this!!
and omg one more thing... ZAYN IS FUCKING BALD WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
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yo breadstick | lrh [DISCONTINUED]
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