Drive Me Crazy

Chapter 6: Riverdale on the Graham Norton Show

18th August 2017

"so you are one of the creators of riverdale?" graham asked me and i nodded "i am yeah." i smiled as everyone cheered.
"season one is out now. you're filming season two right now right??" graham looked between skeet and i

skeet nodded "season one is out.. season two is just being finished.. the last few scenes are being polished up. we'll finish the production of it and it'll be edited." skeet said and i nodded "cole is working extra hard, he films his scenes then he goes off to a little recording booth and narratives every episode." i say to graham as some people in the live audience cheer at the mention of cole

"and how did you come up with the idea of riverdale?" graham asked me
"well it's based on the character of Archie comics. one of our main main cast members is Archie Andrews played by KJ Apa." i said smiling

"can i just say.. the killing of jason completely baffled me." jack whitehall leaned forward and talked for the first time since i've sat down.
i thanked him smiling.

"when is season two coming then and what spoilers can you give us?" graham asked skeet and i.
"well.. they'll start airing in october this year." i said smiling "which we are so excited about. this season is full of mystery and drama yet again. some exciting and thrilling stuff is happening!" i clapped my hands "isn't it?" i looked at skeet and he smiled at me then looked back at graham "very exciting stuff... a new murderer is out and about terrorising the teens and families of Riverdale. it's all going off." he joked making me laugh

"and royal, has any of your family members seen this?" graham asked me
"my cousins all watch it to support me, they're great." i smiled "my mom watches it actively, every time she watches a episode she'll message me, she'll be like 'i think so and so killed jason' but she says a new person every episode" i laughed making everyone laugh "and as for my uncles they're all too old to be watching it, they've watched some, and they loved it but it's not really their thing." i shook my head smiling

"she thought jughead had killed jason for the longest time" i laughed making skeet join in.

"and have you watched it justin?" graham asked justin who smiled brightly "yes! of course i have. i can't wait for the second season"

"what's it like working with one of your idols growing up?" he asked me nodding to skeet "it's been amazing.. he's lonely to work with and such a lonely person" i smiled brightly

"had you seen her past work before coming into riverdale?" graham asked skeet and he shook his head "i obviously knew her, had heard her songs through the years.. as for her film and tv work i only ever saw The Equalizer that she was in" skeet said and the crowd cheered

"you hadn't seen scream 4?!" graham gasped and skeet shook his head "no.. no not up until two days ago." skeet said "cole, royal and i watched scream 4 with some pizzas but that was the first time i'd seen it. i haven't seen any of the scream movies." he shook his head

"what did you think to royal being in it?" he asked skeet

"i never really expected it: she played a good ghostface." skeet smiled proudly as he nudged me with his arm making me smile
graham laughed and nodded at skeet "and you'd know of course, being the original ghostface." he said and skeet nodded "yeah exactly... she had that evil look in her eye. she had a motive." skeet said

"let's watch a bit of the original scream compared to scream4" graham said and turned to look at the little tv beside him

a video of one of the end sequences of the original scream comes on the tv.
"we all go a little mad sometimes" skeet says as he plays billy loomis, he shoots randy down and sidney runs to his side as she cries.
"Anthony Perkins 'Psycho'" billy smirks scratching his head with the gun he just shot randy with.

i smile watching it and look at skeet who's eyes were trained on the tv watching himself.

"mmm" billy moaned sucking the blood off of his fingers "corn syrup. same stuff they used for pig's blood in 'Carrie'" billy taunts sidney as the crowd goes wild watching it. skeet laughs shaking his head.

sidney ran but bumped into stu, once stu revealed himself as the second killer with the voice changer.. sidney ran into the kitchen and towards the lounge but was cut off by billy. "oh, now. whoa." billy said pointing the gun lazily at sidney making her back up.
stu threw the voice changer to billy and he grabbed it in the air "what's the matter, sidney? you look like you've seen a ghost" billy spoke into the voice changer but it changed the sound of his voice into the ghostface iconic voice.

"why are you doing this?" sidney cried running to the kitchen counter
"it's all part of the game, sidneeyyy" stu laughs taunting sidney.
"it's called 'GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE!'" billy shouts violently into the voice changer

"fuck you!" sidney shouts at him

"no no no no no" billy sighs handing stu the gun "we already played that game remember? you lost." he walked over to her with a knife

"it's a fun game, sidney!" stu said "see, we ask you a question, and if you get it wrong... BOO-KAHH" he shouts "you die" he added

"you get it right..." billy began than shrugged in Sidney's face "you die."

"you're crazy, both of you." sidney breathed out
"actually," stu walks over to stand pressed up again billy "we prefer the term 'psychotic'" he taunts and i smile watching it leaning forward and grabbing my drink of water from the table.

"you'll never get away with this." she stated as she's faced with two murderers.
"oh, no?" billy said with that evil look in his eyes that he's so famous for "tell that to cotton weary." he says to sidney. "you wouldn't believe how easy he was to frame" he stroked her face with a knife

"watch a few movies, take a few notes.." stu added "it was fuuunmnn" he grinned

"why? why did you kill my mother?" she slapped the counter top
"why?" billy asked her simply "WHY?!" he screamed in her face making her jump
he then turned around to stu "did you hear that, stu?" he asked his best friend "i think she wants a motive" he said to stu

"i don't really believe in motives, sid" he said then quickly carried on "-i mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?" he asked sidney.

"no!" stu answered for her.

"did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? don't think so." he said in her face harshly "see, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid." he taunted in her face while she looked at him with terrified eyes.

"we did your mom a favour, Sid. that woman was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was sharon stone or something." he said to sidney while she stared into his dark evil eyes.

stu started laughing while the camera was still on sidney and billy "yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face it, sidney, your mom was no sharon stone, hmm" he grinned, raising his eyebrows, while he held the gun up with both hands.

billy but the point of the knife to his mouth and run it over his lip after placing the point between his teeth. i chewed on my lip watching young skeet on the screen. he was so sexy, he still is.

some women screamed making me chuckle then look at skeet beside me who was grinning at the crowd.

"is that motive enough for ya?" billy asked sidney. sidney closed her eyes and breathed shakily. "how about this?" he asked holding the knife to her face making her open up her eyes "your slut mother was fucking my father." he bounced the knife around so close to her face "and she's the reason my mom moved out of town and abandoned me." he said somewhat emotionally while looking into his girlfriend's eyes. sidney looked at him with a shocked and confused face. she never knew that.

"how's that for a motive?" billy asked her softly while the camera panned to stu who was stood there with his mouth agape after what billy had just confessed about sidney's mother having sex with billy's dad.

"maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behaviour. it certainly fucked you up it made you have sex with a psychopath.

when the video ended everyone cheered "and now for the unmasking of the scream 4 ghostface." graham said as we all looked back at the tv