Texas, greeting Louisiana: Good morning!
Texas, greeting Georgia: Good morning!
Texas, greeting California: Not you. You can choke.
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Texas: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Texas: That's why I own TEN guns.
Texas: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
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Texas and Oklahoma: [physically fighting each other]
Kansas: This isn't what I meant by "express your feelings"!
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Georgia: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Florida: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Washington: Texas, keep an eye on California today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Texas: Sure, I'd love to see California get punched.
Washington: Try again.
Texas, sighing: I will stop California from getting punched.
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Oklahoma: I'm an idiot.
Texas:
Louisiana:
Georgia:
Kentucky:
Oklahoma:
Texas: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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New York: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Alaska: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Florida: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Texas: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Maryland: What the hell is wrong with you people.
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New Jersey: Have I ever told you you're a really nice person?
New York: No.
New Jersey: Good.
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New Hampshire: Hey, guys! Watch me do the "grouchy New York"!
New York, distantly: Stop naming moves after me!
New Hampshire, imitating New York: Everyone's an idiot except for me!
New York: Well, it's true!
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Louisiana: Are you okay???
Oklahoma: Yes.
Louisiana: Are you hurt?
Oklahoma: No.
Louisiana: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD?!
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Connecticut: New York is crowded!
New York: Yeah! 'Cause you looky-loos keep coming! Stay home, and it'll be less crowded!
Connecticut: New Yorkers never smile!
New York: Why would we? You're here.
Vermont: Okay, but everyone's so drunk and angry!
New York: THAT-! That's true, but those people aren't New Yorkers, they're from Long Island.
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Texas: [walks in slowly, carrying a gun, a threatening look on his face]
Alaska, sounding exhausted: [sighs heavily] Really, Texas? Not again.
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Florida: It's not normal!
Virginia: I'd sorta like to know what you consider normal but I'm almost afraid to ask.
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California: You're a jerk.
Massachusetts: Nice insult, Hannah Montana. You got any more harsh digs?
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Utah: Pizza rolls are for lunch.
Colorado: PIZZA ROLLS?! [runs to the preheating oven]
Colorado: THERE'S NO PIZZA ROLLS!
Arizona: WHAT?! [runs to the oven] [opens it] WHERE ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS?!
Arizona and Colorado: [LOUD SCREAMING]
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States Designs and Backstory
RandomA book of all my designs for the states. I might include head cannons and backstory here and there. You can take a look at the first chapter to get a better idea of what you might find here.
