Henry Danger One-Shots Book

Loathing Laser or Blissful Beam

TRIGGER WARNING - Self harm, attempted suicide

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Henry's POV

It was a normal day in the Man Cave, and I was watching a show with Ray and Jasper.

"No, she's just a friend." Says the character on the screen.

We all start complaining and overlapping each other with our commentary.

"THAT. IS. NOT. TRUE!" I yell.

"Wow, as blind as everyone else in this show." Jasper says.

"GOD DAMMIT!" Ray yells. 

Charlotte comes down the the elevator while we are complaining and bickering.

"Hey! What is going down here?!" She asks

"Adrien keeps saying that Marinette is 'just a friend' and that he loves Ladybug, but there is only ONE POT SIMMERING ON THE STOVE!" I cried.

"You're watching that Miraculous show again aren't you?" She asks.

"Yes, in fact, we are binge watching the newest season." Jasper says.

Charlotte comes and sits next to us and we look up to the screen. We watch the next episode.

"OOH OOH!" I shout.

"GABRIEL LOVES NATHALIE!" Ray sing-songs.

"GABRIEL AND NATHALIE! SITTING IN A TREE!" Jasper starts.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Jasper, Ray and I say.

"You guys are 3 year old's." Charlotte complains.

"Well, I am sorry if I strong opinions about BLIND superheroes and supervillains!" I blurt.

"I missed the part where that is my problem." Charlotte walks over to the monitor looking for missions and emergency calls.

"What are you doing?" Ray asks.

"Finding a mission for you so you can get out of my business."

"Wow." I say

"Ouch." Jasper says.

"Rude." Ray says.

"What- Jasp you don't fight crime!"

"That's it! I'mma learn to fight in my sleep."

"Mmmhmm." I say sarcastically.

"And Spanish." He adds.

Jasper leaves.

"Good luck." Ray says also sarcastically.

"Yeah, I wanna see how that turns out." I say.

Ray and I continue watching.

{BTW, THEY ARE CURRENTLY WATCHING OBLIVIO}

Cat Noir and Ladybug lean in to each other like they are going to kiss and Charlotte shuts down the TV.

"AW COME ON!" Ray complains.

"YEAH SERIOUSLY, CHARLOTTE!

"Guys! Chill out! There is an emergency!" Charlotte says.

"Okay fine." I say and we get up and blow a bubble carelessly.

"What's the emergency?" Ray asks as Captain Man.

"Dr. Minyak. He's...robbing a bank?" 

"Seriously? Since when did he rob banks. I thought he was better than that!" I say.