Mal:If you guys never would have brought them here, this never would have happened. What were you thinking?!
Evie:He was gonna come with or without us. We just wanted to protect him. Ariana just wanted to meet Uma.
Carlos:Yeah, and we completely blew it, guys.
Jay:Okay! Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
Mal:"We" are not doing anything. This is between Uma and me. And she's a punk. And guess what? Now I have to go get him and Ariana.
Carlos:Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mal. You're still gonna have to go through Harry Hook and his wharf rats.
Jay:Yeah, you're gonna need us.
Mal:Uma said to come alone.
Evie:Mal, come on.
Carlos:She said to come alone.I know one thing. I'm not going anywhere.
Jay:We'll be here when you get back.
Evie:Jay are you okay?
Jay:I just hope Ariana is okay, it's my fault she got captured.
Carlos:Jay, it's not your fault ,Ariana only wanted to visit the isle
Evie:We'll get her and Ben back
[Cut to the Shoppe]
(laughter)
Pirate: Hey! I wanted the fried clams
Uma:And I wanted a sea pony. Life ain't fair!
Mal:(singsong voice): I'm back.
Uma:Loser, party of one. Right this way, please (laughs) (sighs)
Mal:Place still stinks.
Uma:Oh, I'm sorry. We're down a butler today... Princess.
Mal:Where are they?
Uma:You know, I've dreamed of this. (laughs) You wanting something from me, and me watching you squirm like a worm on a hook.
Mal:I'm so flattered that you dream of me. I haven't given you a thought since I left.
Uma:(slams table) Obviously.You have your perfect, little life, don't you? Doesn't she have the perfect, little life? (laughter) And we're 20 years into a garbage strike.
Mal:Listen, if you have some kind of score to settle with me, game on. I see no need to bring Ben or Ariana into this.
Uma:(laughs) It may be a little unnecessary, but, oh, it is so much fun. Here's the deal.
Mal:Just like your mother-- always a catch.
Uma:If you win... Ben and Ariana are free to go. Hmm? Don't you want to know what I get if I win?
Mal:Still dreaming.
Uma:Mm. Last time I checked, your mother thought she had things all sewn up, too, huh? How'd that work out for her again?
Mal: On three.
Uma:One.
Mal:Two.
Both:Three.
Uma:(chuckles) You know, that whole princess act? Ugh. Never bought it for a second. You can stick a tiara on a villain, but you're still a villain.
Mal:And you can slap a pirate hat on, but you're still Shrimpy. (gasps) (chuckles) If I win... you bring me the wand. -(cheers and applause) -(laughs) (cheers and applause continue)
Uma:Now... if you want beasty boy and mermaid girl back, bring me Fairy Godmother's magic wand to my ship tomorrow at 12:00 noon... sharp. Oh, and if you blab... you can kiss your baby and bestie goodbye (laughs)
[cut Mal Evie Carlos and Jay]
Evie:There's no way we're gonna give Uma the wand. We can't just let her destroy Auradon!
Carlos:Uma doesn't get the wand, then Ben and Ariana are both toast, guys.
Jay:Right, so, we're gonna give Uma, of all people, the wand.
Mal: Wait! You guys! -Your 3D printer.
Carlos:Yes! -In my sleep.
Evie:And the second Uma tests it, she'll know it's fake.
Mal:Well, okay, so then we just get Ben out really fast. We need some kind of diversion.
Jay:Smoke bombs!
Evie:That's perfect. I'll get the chemicals I need from Lady Tremaine's place. That could work. Oh, and sick hair, by the way. Evil Stepmom seriously stepped up her game.
Mal:Okay, do you want to know something? Dizzy did this.
Evie:Little Dizzy? Shut up!
Mal:I know. I'm, like, loving it.
Evie:It's, like, a lot lighter.Really proud of her.
Jay:(clears throat)
Carlos:Hello?
Mal:Right. Carlos, Jay, you guys meet us at Pirates Bay no later than noon. And, you guys, losing Ben and our new friend -- not an option. 'Cause we're rotten...
Together: To the core.
Mal:Let's do this.
[cut to Mal and Evie at Lady Tremaine's place.Evie sees Dizzy and sneaks from behind to surprise her as she got up and hugged Evie]
Dizzy:Evie? Evie you came back!
Mal:Hey. So great to see you, too.
Dizzy:Is it all just like we imagined? Do they really have closets you can walk into? Have you been to a real swimming pool? What does ice cream taste like?
Evie:It's cold and it's sweet, and if you eat it too fast, it gives you a headache.
Dizzy:Really?
Evie:Yeah.
Dizzy:I saved your sketch book for you.
Evie:You did? Dizzy! Oh, my gosh. Wow. I made this dress out of an old curtain and safety pins.
Dizzy:It reminds me of the dress you made for Mal when she met Jasmine.
Mal:I spilled curry all over that.
Evie:You did. (laughs)
Dizzy:Yeah, I saw that.
Evie:You're totally right, Dizzy. This was...this was totally the inspiration for that.
Dizzy:I knew it! You can take the girl out of the Isle, but you can't take the Isle out of the girl.
Evie:Is this... too much, or is this fabulous?
Dizzy:Hand me the glue gun!
[cut to Carlos and Jay back at Auradon]
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Descendants 2
AdventureAriana is the daughter of Ariel,the little mermaid. She's the new girl at Auradon Prep and soon becomes friends with Mal, Evie, Carlos, Jay,Jane,Doug,Lonnie and Ben but nobody knows how Ursula's daughter, Uma wants to steals Ariana's voice in order...
