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Caller|Caller's friend|Him
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Caller|Him
911, what's your emergency?
Hello! I have an emergency!
Yes, is everything okay?
No! There's someone in my house
Could you please elaborate?
Okay...uh...
I was going to my bedroom and I saw something inside there.
*Track this location, it seems that someone broke inside the person's house*
Ah...yes...sorry, I was sending my team to aid you.
Can you please describe what you saw inside your bedroom?
*whispering in the background*
...
Oh...uh...it was about 4 feet tall and was flat.
Flat?
Yeah... *snickers*
and it was green in colour, with a fat body and...and...
I'm sorry, who is this?
Wait I'm telling you my emergency!
*small snickers coming from the background*
I took a closer look inside and I saw something horrifying!
Was it a burglar or-
*police sirens*
Did...you...call...the...police?
No...you did. I'm pretty sure that's what "911" means.
But you weren't supposed to!
What? Okay...look kid,
tell me what's really going on here.
Uh...do you sell pizza?
The fuc- what? Is this supposed to be a prank call?
We just wanted to have fun!
But this idiot called the police instead of a random person
Yeah well...I have had enough of these non-emergency calls.
Have fun explaining this sh!ta to the police that's right outside your house.
...
...
*hangs up*
Why did I even pick this job?
Stupid kids prank calling me every time.
*phone rings*
I have had enough of these prank calls!
Don't call here again!
What? *shaky voice* we-we are not prank callers?
Th-there's a man here with a gun who has held 30 or so people hostage at the hotel we're staying at.
Please, we need your help and-
*crashing sound*
*call disconnects*
Oh sh- EMERGENCY!
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So anyways, this is what our charming male lead is up to when he's not talking with the female lead ;)
Hope you liked the chapter and no, I won't be updating daily.
~ Hamdia
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911, what's your emergency?
Humor"911, what's your emergency?" "My sister is evil!" "The fu- I mean, are you okay?" "No" *** A harmless little phone call made to 911 leads to life-changing (not really), majestic (bruh no), and glorious (enough with the cliches) happenings in Lily S...
