"911, what's your emergency?"
"My sister is evil!"
"The fu- I mean, are you okay?"
"No"
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A harmless little phone call made to 911 leads to life-changing (not really), majestic (bruh no), and glorious (enough with the cliches) happenings in Lily S...
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Yo
Who said you're allowed to call me again?
Me
Shut up! I don't want to get involved with the likes of you.
And what IS the likes of me?
Annoying, arrogant, egotistic and ugly
So you don't want to get involved with yourself?
You- idiot.
Aww I only meant the annoying and arrogant part. I'm sure you're gorgeous.
I can feel you smiling James, and I'm not liking it.
Naww...I was hoping you'd like my charming smile.
James?
Yeahhhhh?
I am very close to snapping and you're not gonna like it when I do. So stop pushing my buttons!
Okay okay. Sorry
Aren't you supposed to be working?
Nope. My shift ended 3 hours ago.
When does your shift start and when does it end?
...
Why do you want to know?
Oh you know...just curious
Well...my shift is usually from 8 in the morning till 8 in the night. But if I just so happen to work nightshift on a dreadfully unlucky day then it's a 24 hour long shift.
Oh...nice
Mhm...
...
...
...This is awkward.
...
Yup
I...gotta go
Where?
To sleep!
Why?
Because it's 11 in the night and unlike you, I'm a busy person.
Wait don't go!!!
Why not?
...I'm lonely
I don't care. I'm tired and no one gets in the way of my sleep and my food. Goodnight.
...
I said goodnight. I'm off to bed now.
Can I Slytherin?
...
You- I hate you!
I love you too
Since you can't see me, I just rolled my eyes.
What pretty eyes they must be
You know I'd tell you to go for a brain checkup but for that you'd need to have a brain.
So...you said you were a busy person. What makes you busy?
Is this because you didn't know how to reply to my insult?
Just answer the question!
Well...I have a job, plus my final university year starts in a week, so I'm really busy.
Cool, what're you doing?
Art.
Ooh. Do you think you can make a painting of your oh-so-loving best friend?
I don't know...Maddie hasn't always been one for hanging paintings in her house.
I meant me!
Oh you said bane of my existence? I thought I heard best friend. My bad.
You're so hard sometimes.
...
That's what she said.
*bursts out laughing*
*also bursts out laughing*
*3 minutes later*
*giggling* Okay can we stop laughing now?
*stops laughing* Yup. I'm out of breath.
Oh? So I take your breath away huh?
I can feel you smiling Lil.
Yeah I'm totally smiling *giggles*
*yawns* As much as I enjoy the sound of your sweet giggles, sleep awaits me.
Oh hell no. You prevented me from going to sleep, now it's my turn.
