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Him|Her
Heyo!
Oh God, not you again.
You know, that used to be me when you used to prank call me. Oh how the tables have turned.
I told you I didn't prank call you!
Aww she's pissed.
...
F**ker
Language
Okay Captain America
Oh please. I am way hotter than him
Yeah and I'm Scarlett Johansson
I mean...I don't mind. She's smoking hot
*sigh*
Anyways, I was wondering...
Yeah?
The other day when your boss caught you talking to me on the job, what happened? Did you get in trouble?
Of course I did. Why do you think I didn't call you the entire day?
Yeah I noticed. You decided to ruin my night instead.
...
I now work 2 hours more than the usual. And my salary was reduced by 7%.
Oof-
Well I would take the blame, but I'm not the one who used to call.
I wouldn't expect you to take the blame. I don't know if you've noticed, but you're not that nice to me.
Hey! I am nice. I just happen to be a meanie to the a-holes in my life.
...
You're a meanie to me
Really?! Gosh, you don't say!?
*sniffles*
Cecilia-
Please no
You're breaking my heart
...
Stop
YOU ARE READING
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