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Him|Her
911, what's your emer-
Duuude!!! My kitchen caught on fire cuz of Rose and now my Dad is coming in a few days to help us out.
Like literally the entire kitchen is gone and now I have to live off of takeout.
Plus there's this rude ass operator for 911-
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-because of him and his arrogance, the fire team arrived late. Otherwise part of the kitchen would've survived.
Why do they even give people like him jobs? He was an effing jerk.
Anyways, can we meet up at like Starbucks or something? I'll tell you more about the kitchen then, but I'm bringing Rose along.
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*crashing sound*
Owwww!!! Oh f**k me!
Hell no.
Huh? Wait what? This doesn't sound like Maddie.
You don't say?
Who's this?
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911, what's your emergency?
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Oh-
Uh-
*chuckles nervously*
Don't mind what I said earlier.
Just slipped out...hehe
Uh huh. Is this becoming a habit of yours?
You know, bothering me and all?
What? No! I meant to call my friend
Oh? Well then. What's up bestie?
Shut up!
How do you end up calling 911 every single time?
Is this some kind of game of yours?
If yes then what's the cheat code to get rid of you?
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911, what's your emergency?
Humor"911, what's your emergency?" "My sister is evil!" "The fu- I mean, are you okay?" "No" *** A harmless little phone call made to 911 leads to life-changing (not really), majestic (bruh no), and glorious (enough with the cliches) happenings in Lily S...
