Drunk Dialed

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Not-so-stupid-person🙄 | Merida

2 months later

Omg can you believe it😩😩

What??

Max Coopwell was the topper again 🙄

Why do you hate him so much??

I don't hate hate him!

Yk he's just kind of an overachiever🙄

So your jealous 🤨🤨

You're*

And me jealous pffft

I just don't like him!

Who likes unicorns anyways??

You did not!!*gasps*

Unicorns are the cutest!!!

And it's not a crime to admit that you're jealous 🤷‍♀️

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Oh come on

I thought we were over this silent treatment thing!

It's been 2 months already

Any normal person would have been in love with me already!

Jeez don't be so clingy🙄

I just went to take a piss

Plzzzzz!!

At this point, I believe you are the one who loves me😏

Like I could ever😉

Oh! Wait I remember you are in loooooooove with Max!!

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Max and sidekick sitting on a treeeeee!
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Don't you dare😤

I'm anything but his side kick🌚

K-I-S-S-I-N-G😘

You're such a kid🙄

I'm sorry gramps

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Aww don't be saaad!

Princess come back!!!

I finally realised you're the one and only for me

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Ok I guess I deserved that😬

Bye princess💖

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Not-so-stupid-person 🙄 name changed to Princess-Unicorn🦄💗

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