Wannabe-mystery-man🧐|Merida
Where have you been all day??
Do I need to call the police 😱😱
Blink twice if you're in danger!!
No wait...
Send me two pig emoji's if you're in danger 😱😱
Bro I was just gone for few hours
And why the pig emojo😂
Emoji*
And I was getting driving lessons with my dad whole day😪
Now who needs autocorrect huh😏
And pigs are cuuuuute ok
Yeah! When they are in my plate🌚
How can you kill poor animals 🤧🤧
Technically it's not me who kills them
And since when are you the vegan teacher 🤦
I'm not!
I just only prefer chicken meat🐔
They're superior yk✨
True tho😂
So are you finally telling me your name today🤩🤩
Haha nope!
Tell me your price then😌
I thought you were not like other girls 🥺🥺
Who wanted me just for my body🥺🥺
Of course I'm not like other girls
I'm QUIRKY ✨
Yk we have a match with other school today
So maybe you can come to the game and watch me play 🤩
How will I know you are playing or not tho🤭
Maybe I'll confess my undeniable love for you in front of everyone if I win😏
Really 😱
I was kidding!
See yah at the game then❤️
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A/n
Do you have a driving license??
(I don't!)👀
YOU ARE READING
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