Hater: Geez you ugly piece of shit go away already!!
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Me: Last time I heard that, I was trying to flush you down the toilet.
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Funny Things
HumorThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D