Me: *comes in late to class*
Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: *pretends to cry* *sniffs* My pet rock had a seizure....
Teacher:.......
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Funny Things
HumorThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D
Joke #13
Me: *comes in late to class*
Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: *pretends to cry* *sniffs* My pet rock had a seizure....
Teacher:.......