Guy: So I heard you liked bad boys?
Girl: Ya.
Guy: Well not trying to impress you or anything but when I saw The Fault In Our Stars I didn't even shred a tear.
Girl: Really was it with that blond girl you took on a date with 30 minutes ago?
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Funny Things
HumorThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D