*Raises Hand*
Teacher: Yes can I help you?
Me: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Why?
Me: To go and fight for my country!
Teacher: Wha-
Me: To make a touchdown at the super bowl!
Teacher: What are you-
Me: I NEED TO GO POO GOD DAMMIT!!!!
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Funny Things
الفكاهةThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D