Boy: *calls 911* Help me!! It's an emergency!!
911: What your problem sir?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!!
911: Ok and what's the problem?
Boy: The ugly one is winning
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Funny Things
HumorThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D