'You know smoking isn't go for you.'
'You know my mom was a smoker'
'Oh did she die?'
'No she's a hundred years old and minding her god damn business.'
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/21048130-288-k376670.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Funny Things
HumorThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D
Joke #46
'You know smoking isn't go for you.'
'You know my mom was a smoker'
'Oh did she die?'
'No she's a hundred years old and minding her god damn business.'