Joke #32

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WHAT I ASK MY MOM.

Me: Mom what time is it?

Mom: It's 2:56

Me: Mom what's for dinner?

Mom: Pizza or Hamburgers

Me: Mom where's my phone?

Mom: On the counter

Me: Mom can I go I with some friends?

Mom: Sure just be back before dinner.

WHAT I ASK MY DAD

Me: Dad.

Dad: What?

Me: Where's Mom?

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