WHAT I ASK MY MOM.
Me: Mom what time is it?
Mom: It's 2:56
Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: Pizza or Hamburgers
Me: Mom where's my phone?
Mom: On the counter
Me: Mom can I go I with some friends?
Mom: Sure just be back before dinner.
WHAT I ASK MY DAD
Me: Dad.
Dad: What?
Me: Where's Mom?
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Funny Things
HumorThis is a book of funny things like Relatable Stuff That Moment When That Awkward Moment Funny Auto Correct Etc Etc And FYI I give very "helpful" tips. If you have any requests for anything else just kik me or leave them on my message board. :D