How to kill a spider. 5 Easy steps. (Helpful tips.)
1) See how big it is. (if it's bigger than a dime immediately move away from it. If it's smaller than a dime still move away from it don't be stupid and look at it for hours.)
2) Try to get everything that you can reach that IS NOT near the spider. (lazy rule that also fits in this situation. Can't reach it, dont need it.)
3) Then get everyone out of the house.
4) Get the fire started.
5) And lastly but not least, bURN THAT FUCKING HOUSE DOWN WITH THE EVIL DEMON INSIDE OF IT!!!!! SHOW NO MERCY!!!!!
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