The Nerd has a Secret (GxG)

Incorrect Quotes

Hey friends! I'm currently working on chapters right now. Since the story will primarily be just random chapters of characters getting up to fun stuff, like in slice-of-life shows and cartoons, and the overarching plot will take some time to get to, I figured that while you're waiting the first chapter, I'd give you something to warm up to these new characters—featuring some new ones I will provide absolutely no context for :)
I love doing incorrect quotes with my characters when I'm trying to flesh out both their personalities and their dynamics with others, something I recommend when you're starting out with your own story! Plus, they're just fun in general.
Aight—here you go: (and yes, Lee is sus, and no, you don't get to know why)

Amalia: what do you think is wrong with Dallas?
Darren: off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of parental figures, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety
Dallas: I'm right here

Lee: I will now torture you.
Dallas: Kinky.
Lee: I think you are sweet and beautiful.
Dallas, tensing: Wait...
Lee: You deserve to be cared for.
Dallas, backing up: No.
Lee: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Dallas: I need a safe word!

Luke: you guys really put everything aside and came here so fast for me? how did you do it?
Lee: several traffic violations.
Dallas: three counts of resisting arrest.
Darren: thirteen energy drinks.
Henry: also, that's not our car.
Luke:

Poppy: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire friend group?
Amalia: Pretty much, yeah.
Poppy: Who's your therapist, then?
Amalia: ...
Amalia, holding up a small pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes.

Darren, texting: I'm sorry, running a little late.
Dallas, still in bed, having forgotten they were meeting in the first place: You always do this.

Lee: Is four a lot?
Dallas: Depends on the context.
Dallas: Dogs, no.
Dallas: Murders, also no.

Henry: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask Dallas out.
Luke: Why not?
Henry: Because Dallas is terrifying.

Darren: I told Dallas that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lee: Do they?
Darren: No.
Lee: Then why did you tell him that?
Darren: Because I can do this.
Darren: Hey Dallas! Do you love us?
Dallas, with his hands over his ears: No.

Darren: Strange light in my kitchen so either getting murdered or abducted. Will keep you updated.
Amalia: What if it's Luke?
Darren: Then it's marriage.

Darren: I've noticed we've slowly been phasing the 'B' out of our Bromance.
Luke: There was a 'B'?

Henry: What do you crave more than anything else?
Lee: Stability.
Dallas: Peace of mind.
Darren: Chocolate chip pancakes.

Lee: Someone asked me if I was a boy or a girl.
Lee: Isn't it obvious? I'm a bitch.

Henry: What if people made humanizations of colleges and started shipping them
Dallas: The AO3 tag you're looking for is "academia anthropomorphic"
Henry: Suspicious that you know that

Lee and Dallas: *sitting in jail*
Lee: So who do we call?
Dallas: We could call Amalia but I think I feel safer in jail.

Dallas: That's right! It's a blast from your past, with that sass and lovely ass. [Strikes a pose.] Am I... man enough for you?
Zach: WHY can't you take this SERIOUSLY?!!
Dallas: Because that's what you want, and I'm not going to give it to you.

Zach: Darren, are you gay?
Darren: it'd be a hate crime if I wasn't

Dallas: I'm very upset and nothing can make me feel better right now.
Luke:
Dallas: No.
Henry:
Dallas:
Guys, don't.
Amalia: *brings Darren into the room*
Dallas: *fighting back a smile* Dammit.