Typical WWE Fanfic Moments

breaking news & strange dudes

first of all I'd like to thank the people who vote on every chapter or commenting or just doing stuff that shows me you're reading this shit god bless ya souls

oh and by the way if you feel like I haven't updated in a long time just be like "lol bitch update" or wutevs just let me know sometimes I'm losing my shit and forget to update

ALRIGHT BABES LET'S DO THIS

Chapter six - Breaking news & strange dudes

I'm going to start this chapter with some shocking news, some of you, my beloved fanfic writers may have heard the news, but if you didn't, don't worry, I'm always here to inform you. I'm your personal Snow.

Seems like someone reported that Brock Lesnar, 37, standing at 6'3" and weighing 295 lbs born in Webster, South Dakota was spotted doing unimaginable things for a man his caliber in world of fanfiction.

Ladies and gentlemen, Brock Edward Lesnar was spotted talking.

!!!WHAT A SHOCKER!!!! *mr moseby voice* but no heart attacks in my lobby!

I know, I know you didn't expect it, young grasshopper, and no, I'm not lying. He can talk... like... in sentences!!! LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

MY GOSH WHAT A SHOCKER

SEEMS LIKE NO ONE WILL EVER TAME THIS ANIMAL BROCK HAS BECOME

It was reported that during an interview Brock talked! He didn't growl, bark, purr, scowl, howl. He emitted high-pitched sounds in english!!!! 

AND DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE JUST THAT, BABE.

THERE'S MORE!!!

HE ALSO...

ACTED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!!! and there's mo-

Hey, what did I tell you guys about heart attacks in my lobby? Somebody please escort that young grasshopper over there out.

Thank you.

But really it's such a shame that in every-fucking-fanfiction Brock is showed as some sort of neanderthal or gorilla that escaped from zoo. Like have you seen that man???? Have you heard his voice???? He sounds like the ultimate gentlemen and y'all bitches make him seem like he has no brains. (sorry not sorry I do like brock lesnar so don't take it to heart)

Ok, now that I dropped the pipebomb let's move to what you like most.

DEM FANFIC MOMENTS

Lately I haven't been reading as much fanfiction as I used to, and I'm sure that y'guys can see that. But two days ago I discovered the gem.

Did you babes know that songs are used in the fanfics? Of course y'know. But I'm not talking about the songs from the side that mix with the chapter. Nope. And I'm not talking about the lyrics being put on the chapter - and by that I mean ALL the lyrics of the song, although I'll talk about this later in the chapter, I'm talking about songs

used

as

MONOLOGUES

someone grab my ass and tell me that wasn't real

but IT WAS

So basically Finn and Sasha (obviously changed the pair bc OTP) were having an affair and Sasha was married. And Finnie Foo (thx kat) busted in her room at 2 AM and pulled out of his ass the best monologue from a random Fall Out Boy song winning Sasha (not using carolina because this is a first)

Finn knocked three times before entering the room, catching Sasha off guard. because fanfic people never lock their doors at 2AM

"Finn, what are you doing?" Sasha asked, out of breath.