Typical WWE Fanfic Moments

confessions & cutting sessions

hello my babes

so, I'm done with exams (until 25 may *cries*) and I was like hoe gotta update bc this little thing is really close to 1000 *bouncing up and down*

y'all deserve an update for the amazing feedback that my thing got

fact: i wanted to update this sooner but the kane thing with "i'll make a man out of you" brought back my mulan feels and i had to watch it again

along with the sequel

BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME RITE????? RITE

maybe rite will be our always

k watevs let's start the chapter

Chapter eight(or at least I think so) - confessions & cutting sessions

don't look at me like that, babe

you knew that this would've come sooner or later

confessions

First of all, I have a confession.I'm forever staying in the Jeff Hardy tag. All the undiscovered gems are in the Jeff Hardy tag I swear.

Okay, so let's get to business.

So, what's up with the "I met you two minutes ago and now I'm spilling my heart out to you?"

Like let's say that Carolina just met Dean and after introducing themselves and of course Dean looking at dem titties, she went like "My childhood was pretty rough. I had an alcoholic father that raped me and abused me and brought his friends home to fuck me."

hoe

what the frick frack

like who the fuck asked you

do i smell an attention whore

Like do you want Dean's attention that bad Car? Listen to me, my child. There are other ways to grab his attention that take lots of skills, young grasshopper.But I can teach you how to do it. It takes lot of time, but you will be able to catch his eye. You must:

be swift as the coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

with all the strength of a raging fire

MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON (if you sang that be mein)

And now let me tell you about the thing that led me to this topic. A fanfic of course. A Jeff Hardy fanfic of course. But you already knew that, of course.

So, basically, there was this girl that was being chased through the forests by some gangsters.

now you regret skipping gym class dontcha helen

And she got really deep (that's what he said) into the forest and (surprisingly!!!!!!) found a house

because you can find a house even in the deepest hole of any forest, duh

Whatever, back to the story. But dem gangsters kept following her and (surpreyis surpreyis) Jeff went outside with all that facepaint and shit because apparently that was the place he lived in.

And Jeff with dem painting skillz scared the thug out of them and they ran away. Totally normes, rite, ik!!! But of course he didn't scare the MC.

like what the fuck is scary about a painted ho in the hidden hole of hell rite???

K and they went inside (and he didn't force her what a shock!!!) and talked a little, then Jeff went like: