How to Succeed in Evil Without Really Trying

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Skipped episodes 14 and 15 cuz 14 i found pretty stupid and 15 had no idea cuz it mainly focused on Eggman and barely anything on Tails. Now enjoy this shit.

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Third Person POV

Okay, let's set the scene. We're at an orchard where Sticks is just picking berries with (Y/N) helping her. 

Sticks: No one at the pie festival will guess that are my secret ingredient! Unless, one of these trees a spy in disguise!

She proceeds to look at the trees surrounding them and holds her boomerang while (Y/N) holds the basket of berries. 

Sticks: I'm on to you tree! You'll never get the recipe! NEVER!!!

(Y/N): Calm down, no one will get your recipe Sticks.

Tails arrives in his mobile and looks at the girl((s)/and Boy/(Y/A)).

Tails: Hey Sticks! Hey (Y/N)! How's tricks? I see you're making beige berry pie.

Y/N: Hey Tails! 

Sticks: I don't know what he's talking about! I'm taking you to live on a farm! 

Y/N: What?

Sticks: Now, if you will excuse me, I have a few trees left to pick.

Tails: Looks like you could use some help. Be right back!

Y/N: Can I come with?

Tails: Of course! You know I like spending time with you.

Y/N smiles and gets into the mobile with him and off they go to his workshop. They do some building and before they know it, all that's needed is an energy source. 

Tails: Grab-claws connected to the trap-jaw! Trap-jaws connect to the scoop-maw! Scoop-maws connected to the positively-charged resistor-cuffing ion-matrix! 

He stops singing once he realizes a powerful energy source is needed.

Tails: Oops, needs voltage. Lot of trees means lot of "v's"! 

Y/N: Really? Lots of v's?

Tails: Shush. *walks over energy sources* Nope. Nope. Nope.

Y/N: Are none of these powerful enough?

Tails: No... *looks out*

He looks out and sees Sonic playing volleyball by himself and Keila not too far from him, just reading "The Hunger Games". That seemed to give him his idea for an energy source.

Tails: Yep!

Now we're here, Sonic on an exercise machine.

Sonic: You sure about this Tails? You know how Sticks is about machines.

Tails: But this thing runs on natural energy: yours! It's better than going green, it's going blue!

Keila: I still think this isn't a good idea.

(Y/N) struggled to pick a side. Keila just knows when something is up, but Tails is smart. It seemed like a bad idea, but could it really go wrong? 

(Don't start shit in the comments please)

Sonic: Say when!

He picked up his speed but it caused an explosion which covered Tails in black. 

Keila: Told ya this wasn't gonna go well.

Y/N: You tried.

Tails: When...  

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