Hey, I know it's been awhile since the last update but I still have no ideas and I'm trying to figure stuff out for the next chapter so in the meantime, take some random shenanigans.
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Tails: I believe in you, Y/N!
Y/N, to themself: God, I must suck. The nicest thing Tails can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence.
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Readers?
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Y/N: I am strong! I beat Sonic at arm wrestling!
Tails: Anyone can beat Sonic at arm wrestling!
Sonic: Hey-
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I swear, everyone was an asshole to Sonic for some reason in the show
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Y/N: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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I felt that
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Keila: Hey Tails, do you have any hobbies?
Y/N: Swimming..
Keila: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Y/N: In a pool of self-hatred and regret.
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Also me
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Tails: What's sexting?
Sonic: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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Please don't
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Random Villager: Hey, aren't you Y/N?
Y/N: You work for (Ex/N)?
Villager: No.
Y/N: Then yes, I am.
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You gotta make sure they don't find you
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Everyone: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
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No one knows how to relax here, no one
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Amy: We have fun, don't we, Knuckles?
Knuckles: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Literally them
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Keila, teaching Sonic to drive: Okay Sonic, what does a green light mean?
Sonic: Go!
Keila: A red light?
Sonic: Stop!
Keila: And what about a yellow light?
Sonic: If you floor it, you can make it!
Keila: ...No-
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Sonic doesn't care for traffic laws
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Tails: (Y/N) is so...
Eggman: Annoying?
Amy: Cute?
Sonic: Funny?
Sticks: Weird?
Tails: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
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Damn
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Sonic: You're pathetic!
Eggman: You're pathetic-er!
Keila: You're both losers.
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Keila makes fun of both her man and his enemy
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Tails: Two wrongs don't make a right.
Y/N: *sighs* That's true...
Y/N: But two negatives make a positive!!!
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Everyone makes mistakes... some more than others
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Y/N: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Tails and I are dating.
Tails, Sticks, Keila, and Amy: *gasp*
Y/N: Tails, why are you surprised?!
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Will also work for Sonic and Keila
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Y/N: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Keila: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Sonic walks in*
Keila: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Anything to kiss the love of her life :)
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Rouge: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Knuckles: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Rouge: That one. I want that one.
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Okay, I know she's not in the story but I had to!
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Keila, talking about Sonic: WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID, "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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Sonic's most effective way to stop an argument/j
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Tails: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Sonic: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
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This just works
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Keila: Carmen likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Keila: Damned if Carmen didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet and won by 10 boxes.
Keila: Best part is, Carmen wasn't even a Club Scout.
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Yeah, this would happen
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Y/N: Don't go to the kitchen.
Keila: Why?
Y/N: I saw a spider.
Keila: Well, did you kill it?
Y/N: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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No, cause why do those fuckers have 8 legs?
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Hope you enjoyed (somewhat) and I'll try to get another chapter out in the next few months. See ya!
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My Inventing Fox ( Tails x reader)(Sonic Boom)
FanfictionAfter getting hurt by someone you thought you could trust, you leave your small town to go to Bygone Island for a fresh start. There you meet someone you never expected to be the one for you... (Sonic Boom belongs to SEGA) (Keila the Cat belongs to...
