based isle lore

running around like a stupid idiot >:(

After watching a mysterious stranger in lighthouse act very sussy (suspicious (AMOGNUS REFERENCE!!111!!!!)) The three dumbasses (and dream amongus) head to lighthouse. They are on-guard due to the simple fact that there is someone in the lighthouse with a gun. As they were climbing up the lighthouse (in the order of firebug, chilkat, dream amongus (being dragged by firebug) emily), firebug heard another shot

"wtf is he doing up there?" asked firebug. He said it pretty loudly, probably too loud for his own good. "Good question, are you sure this is a good idea?" asked chilkat. "It probably isn't, but i have armor, so i'll be fine." Replied Firebug. The other two were climbing up behind firebug and Chilkat. Although, dream amongus was more so being dragged up the stairs.

"I GOT ONE!" yelled the man from above

"Uh, i'm not sure that he's gonna be very friendly"

"well, we're almost at the top, no turning back n-"

"Why did you stop talking what's wrong"

"There's more people coming up the lighthouse,"Said chillkat, " The people that he was shooting it"

"Oh great, let's go faster so they don't kill us or something." He said while emerging from the top of lighthouse. "Howdy!" He exclaimed (fairly loudly) at the man on the lighthouse. The man whos name we don't know was startled, so much in fact, that he fell off the lighthouse.

"He fell."

"Guys there are a gang of people coming after us" said emily, swiftly running up the ladder before jumping off the lighthouse after the man. 

"I'm going to follow her (i am her pet cat after all)" Said chilkat, jumping off precisely 6 seconds after. 

Dream amogus managed to untie himself and went to go talk to the gang. "THEY ARE VIOLENT CRIMINALS" He said. "THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU GUYS" he said. They didn't know any better, so they followed his lead and attacked firebug. Firebug got shot off of the lighthouse, being knocked off the edge by a combat shotgun. 

He was relatively okay, a bit dizzy, but his vest protected him fairly well. The only issue was there was at least 5 people, not including dream amogus, all armed with guns. Not even a second after he was knocked, he was met with a rain of bullets, most hit his vest or missed, but a couple hit his leg. The 4 idiots manage to get to a nearby cave, firebug being the slowest of them all

"Everyone get in NOW!!!1!1!!!!!!" said the man before placing down a landmine

"So, howdy again." Said firebug, limping into the cave "What was that all about?"