SPM Text Abbreviations Gone Wrong

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Forget people and their normal texting abbreviations. 

Here are the Super Paper Mario equivalents - 

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BF = Blumiere's Father [Nastasia tries to use this so Bleck didn't get mad but almost got caught anyway]

DM = Dimentio (lives) Matter [Dimentio began using this after he found out Mario destroyed all of the clones in his secret room]

TTYL = Tippi Takes You Literally [Merlon started this one]

JK = Jaydes Killed (me) [When you get judged lol]

RN = Rubees Now [Mimi's favorite]

TFW = Tippi Feels Weird [Merlon texting Mario that Tippi fainted]

TIA = Tippi Is Angry [Whenever you go against what she's saying lol]

WTH = What Tippi Hates [Mentioning anything bad against anyone EVER]

BAE = Bleck Always Empathizes [Bleck texting someone still in third person for some reason]

OMG = Oh My Grambi [No explanation, really]

YTB = Yield To Bleck [Nastasia's and minions' favorite]

BC = Bleck Cares [Bleck still texting in third person cuz he probably would]

BTW = Bleck Talks Weird [Literally anyone who doesn't know why Bleck talks like that]

LMK = L (was) Maybe Killed [Dimentio used this texting Nastasia]

IRL = Is Really Luigi [Someone trying to reveal Mr.L's identity]

TTYL = Tippi Told You Losers [When Tippi leaves the heroes to die after she told them so]

SMH = So Many Hearts [The heroes during the journey]

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Now for some texting between SPM characters with these >:3

Assume it's just post-game or something. XD

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Mario: OMG, SMH... 

Peach: But it's over, thankfully.

Tippi: What is Mario talking about? What does "SMH" mean?

Merlon: They're abbreviations, Tippi.

Tippi: ???

Mimi: You don't know what those are?!?! OMG-

Tippi: ._.

Tippi: I don't get it.

Bleck: Bleck doesn't get it either.

Nastasia: Yeah, it started around the castle when I just used the abbreviation YTB on all of the minion memos.

Dimentio: Didn't you also make the abbreviation BF~?

Bowser: How is clown boy here?!??

Mimi: Didn't you die or something?!

Dimentio: Yes, as you like to put it, JK. 

Dimentio: The Underwhere prison has surprisingly good connection.

Bleck: Dare Bleck asks what BF is..?

O'Chunks: Don't it mean Blumiere's Fath-

*O'Chunks Has Been Kicked From The Chat*

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