SPM:Generations Babies

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(Pictures are at the bottom for those who want to skip my mini lore-dump)

This is really absurd and kinda stupid, but funny enough that I felt I should share because IDK if I'd be able to fit this stuff into the actual story-

A fun little piece of info to give y'all a good laugh about my characters.  -w-


In my story SPM: Generations, all of the villain kids in The Underwhere don't know how babies come into the worlds.  XD

(AKA brought by the Stork like the other Mario-verse babies. Don't get dirty-minded on me)


Though the Stork delivered Kade, it was a mistake and he wasn't supposed to be SQ's kid. (That's a whole other story for later tho)

Onyx legit emerged from a remnant of Black Paint arriving in The Underwhere, so he's technically the product of mitosis, if we wanna get technical-

Origana was folded into existence by her dad, Olly, so no big shocker there. 😅

DJ...well, I can't tell you how DJ's special in that way, but he sure as heck wasn't brought by the Stork. His birth involves some magic and plot devices for book 2.


So, uh, fun fact: None of the villain kids from The Underwhere know where babies come from bc their parents all tell them a different story each time.   ._." XD

And Luvbi doesn't really know where babies come from either bc she was literally transformed from a Pure Heart, so she has no fricken clue either.


It gets quite funny when The Underwhere kids are talking with their alive friends post-book 1 and they get so confused with baby stories-

So...yeah, a whole new category of baby photos/stories, that's for sure. 😂


And, of course, you have the various panicked reactions to the age-old question "Where do babies come from?" from the various villain parents.

SQ:  Some bird, I guess?? Idk, most of my army came from shadows.

Olly:  Paper. (no duh)

Mr.L:  Idk, for me I came to life via hypnotization. Ask your father.

Dimentio:  *Somehow dodges the question completely*

Count Bleck:  .................kissing.


Sooo... I can tell you all right now that none of the main villain kids were born the way the worlds intended. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Here are some of their "Baby Photos" as proof, lol.

Here are some of their "Baby Photos" as proof, lol

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Aaaaand I'll share a pic of baby bean DJ later on

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Aaaaand I'll share a pic of baby bean DJ later on. :>

And maybe I'll make a pic of baby bean Marcus later too- Who knows?  XD


Anyway, that's all. I hope you enjoyed!

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