001. work rules zoned

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GROUP CHAT

UPPERMOANS

DOUMA
i think i'm in love...

ONE FO THEN MMAID
HEDA IS LITERRAALY
SO CUTW I CANT EVEN
TELL YOH HOW JUCH I
CALL ED HEF OVER JUST
TO TAKB TO HER
AJSJSKSJJSKS!!!?!1?/$-!8182

muzan has removed douma from the group

AKAZA
thank you.

DAKI
what the hell is that
guy even saying?

uh...

IS SOMEONE GOING
TO ADD HIM BACK???

AKAZA
its better this way

GYUUTARO
just leave him be, man
literally said he's in love

daki added douma


AKAZA
wtf daki

DOUMA
who the fuck kicked me
out of the groupchat

MUZAN
me

DOUMA
nvm lol

AS I WAS SAYING,
THE CAFE DOWN
THE ROAD NEAR
CAMPUS HAS A
REALLY CUTE MAID
AND I THINK IM IN
LOVE WITH HER???!-/!!-

DAKI
you call everyone pretty
bitch

DOUMA
touche

but no-

she's literally pretty
pretty like pretty pretty???

andddddddddddd

IM GONNA ASK FOR
HER NUMBER WISH
ME LUCK

DAKI
stfu i'm wishing her
luck lmao

DOUMA
so mean and for
what reason?

DAKI
bitch

send a picture or smth

DOUMA
bitch stfu

oop-

she's walking here

bye bitches

cry daki

DAKI
asshole

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DOUMA smiles dreamily, watching as you put down a lone cup of strawberry smoothie on top of the table. However, his eyes were focused on your expression, a small smile gracing your lips - a few strands of your (h/c) hair covering the side of your face.

"Thank you!" he beams out, pulling the cup towards him.

"No problem, can I get you anything else, sir?" you ask the male, standing in front of his table, your finger silently drumming on top of your thigh.

"Oh, actually, yes," Douma nods his head before taking his phone out of his pocket, "can I get your number?"

You hesitated at his words. For instance, you don't even know this male, and giving out your phone number to a complete stranger seemed like a stupid thing to do, no?

"I'm sorry, but rules said that I am not allowed to do that." Douma looked crestfallen at the polite rejection, but he wiped his frown with a smile, waving his hand, "Can I get you anything else then?"

"Don't worry about it! Thanks though."

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DOUMA
big sad

i need hug

pls give me a hug rn

DAKI
why

got rejected or smth?

DOUMA
yes

she said she can't give
out her number

rules

DAKI
LMAOAOOAOAOAOA

THAT MADE MY DAY

DOUMA
fuck you daki

DAKI
damn ok

MUZAN
shut up

DOUMA
oh

ok sorry

DAKI
BAHAHAHAHAH

bitch

DOUMA
fuck off daki

DAKI
:ppppp

DOUMA
bitch

AKAZA
shut the fuck up????

DOUMA
akaza-dono stop being
so mean to me

akaza has removed douma from the group

DAKI
nice move

muzan has removed daki from the group

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