003. show yourself peasant

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GROUP CHAT

UPPERMOANS

DOUMA
@kaigaku @gyuutaro

can i have the chem notes pls

GYUUTARO
bold of u to assume i even bring
a pen to class

DOUMA
oh yeah i forgot ur dumb

GYUUTARO
what the fuck does that
even mean?

DOUMA
see what i mean?

KAIGAKU
i didn't write shit either

you should ask that shinobu
chick for it

DOUMA
ah fuck

i forgot we're all dumbasses

and it literally hates me

KAIGAKU
it?? you're referring to shinobu
as it??

DOUMA
yeah, what's wrong w that?

DAKI

@muzan he called u dumb

MUZAN
what where

DAKI
scroll up it's still hot and
fresh

DOUMA
nothing nothing, you saw
nothing!

NAKIME
he said ur dumb @muzan

MUZAN
douma

DOUMA
IM LITERALLY BEING
FRAMED???

I WAS REFERRING TO
GYUUTARO AND
KAIGAKU

NOT U

GYUUTARO
no daki's right, he called
you a dumbass

DOUMA
YOU TOO??

AKAZA
yes, daki is right

KAIGAKU
LMAOAOAOAO

KOKUSHIBO
yes

NAKIME
fight fight fight

DOUMA
i hate it here :(

fuck u all

except for muzan

DAKI
LMAOAOAOAOAOA
DUMBASS

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PRIVATE CHAT

1 message from unknown

UNKNOWN
hello?

DAKI
who tf is this?

how did u get my number?

show yourself peasant

UNKNOWN
oh hi it's me, i'm a
worker in the
maid cafe

this is daki right?

you left your students
card in the
cafe yesterday

DAKI
...

i'm so sorry for what
i said

yes, this is her

thank you so much
for finding it, i was
looking for it all night

i'll be there tomorrow
to grab it

thank you..?

UNKNOWN
no worries, i'm (Name),
if you don't see me anywhere
tomorrow, tell any of the
workers you're looking
for (Name).

see you!

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GROUP CHAT

UPPERMOANS

DAKI
HEHEHEHEHE

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

HEHEHEHEHEHE
HEHEHEHEEH

DOUMA
tf

wtf are u doing

DAKI
i have amazing news

like very amazing news

i'm so fucking happy

NAKIME
her plan apparently
worked lol

DOUMA
hold up

LIKE THE PLAN TO
LEAVE HER
STUDENTS CARD???

IT WORKED???

DAKI
>:)

BOW DOWN TO ME
PEASANTS

DOUMA
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pls number

DAKI
no

fuck you

didn't you said my
plan was the worst???

AKAZA
he did

i've got proof

GYUUTARO
how pretty is this chick?

NAKIME
she's pretty

KAIGAKU
how do u know?

NAKIME
saw the texts, and her
profile picture

DAKI
shut up nakime

shhhhh

DOUMA
i bowed down for nothing

bitch

GYUUTARO
yeah @daki sharing
is caring

DAKI
but idc

KAIGAKU
lmao good one

GYUUTARO
sister 4 sale

100% discount

DOUMA
BAHAHAHAHA

DAKI
you're all mad my
plan worked

AKAZA
we don't care abt your
plan daki

DAKI
ok now this is straight up
bullying

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