024. sanemi bites

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GROUPCHAT

HASHIRAS : ASSEMBLE!!

YORIICHI
Hi

UZUI
he's still here?

but what's up 

YORIICHI
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MITSURI
IS THAT (NAME)?

UZUI
WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT PICTURE?

YORIICHI
my brother sent it

i was kinda supposed to
come with him

but he left me

and now he's taunting
me

UZUI
what the fuck?

you're just sad 

okay but (Name) looks great

SHINOBU
are they still hanging out?

YORIICHI
yeah, he sent that to me
like 10 minutes ago 

MITSURI
IM JEALOUS

UZUI
ME TOO??

WE COULD HAVE HUNG
OUT WITH HER

SANEMI
if you had stopped
texting last night

UZUI
hey

we talked abt this bro

i'd rather not lie to
(Name)

YORIICHI
that's pretty cool of you

UZUI
see? even he agrees

GIYUU
we should talk to her
tonight

UZUI
YEAH WE SHOULD

RENGOKU
let's wait until she comes
home

UZUI
u should tell us when ur
bro comes home

@yoriichi

YORIICHI
okay

GYOMEI
wouldn't it be better to
talk about it tomorrow?

i'm pretty sure (Name)'s
going to be tired after a
day out

MITSURI
i agree^

let's do it tomorrow

OBANAI
we'll probably stress her
out even more if we do
it today, let's do tomorrow

UZUI
isn't she going to be working
tomorrow?

OBANAI
oh

yeah

ur right

YORIICHI
just do it

you'll stress her out even
more by not
talking about it

UZUI
can't bro, i'll say smth stupid

i can sense it

GIYUU
good for you

how come you've only
realized that now?

UZUI
FUCK YOU???

GIYUU
i'm kidding

so what's the plan?

RENGOKU
we can approach her face
to face

YORIICHI
wouldn't that corner her?

coming at her all at once
without telling her?

you people are bad at this . . .

UZUI
WTF BRO

THEN TELL US WHAT TO
DO

YORIICHI
i can't

i'm also bad at it

SANEMI
i mean, what you said
made sense

clearly you're experienced

YORIICHI
maybe i am experienced
then

i'm pretty sure (Name)
needs closure about this
whole thing, and i'm sure
she feels kind of awkward
now.

but just tell her tomorrow

she has breaks in between
shifts, does she not?

MITSURI
AS EXPECTED OF OUR
CAMPUS' PRIDE <33

SHINOBU
we're really bad at this lol

OBANAI
no shit lmao

UZUI
ok then sanemi will start
the convo tomorrow

SANEMI
what the fuck

why me?

why not you?

UZUI
shut up

who votes for sanemi to
start the convo?

SHINOBU
☝️

MITSURI
☝️

GIYUU
☝️

OBANAI
☝️

RENGOKU
☝️

UZUI
☝️

YORIICHI
☝️

SANEMI
^YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN
THIS THE FUCK??

UZUI
HE IS IN THIS SHUT UP

6 VOTES

YOU START

SANEMI
FINE

BITCHES

GYOMEI
make sure not to start
it weird

SANEMI
WHY TF WOULD I START
IT WEIRD?

AND DEFINE WEIRD??

OBANAI
last time you started a
conversation with sbd
you literally told them
to go to hell

how is that not weird?

GIYUU
i am that somebody

UZUI
LMAOAOOAOAA I
REMEMBER THAT

JUST SAY "HEY" AND
LET ME SAY SMTH AFTER

THEN SBD ELSE JOINS

COOL RITE?

SANEMI
obv it's gonna go like that

it's a fucking conversation

YORIICHI
you're like very vulgar

does he always act like
this?

UZUI
yeah, he actually bites so . . . 

SANEMI
I FUCKING DON'T

STOP TELLING PEOPLE
WEIRD SHIT ABT
ME

UZUI
see?

YORIICHI
oh . . . he sounds like
he does bite

SANEMI
I DON'T

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note. i'll tell abt (Name) and the uppermoons on the next chapter.

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